Thursday, June 30, 2016

Mike "Iron Mike" Ditka and the RNC

This Sarcasm Just In… (But It’s Heartfelt)


Mike “Iron Mike” Ditka Turns Down Donald Trump’s Request to Speak at RNC (Psst: Who Cares?)


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi |  June 30, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


I was born and raised in the Windy City of Chicago . . . way back when. Needless to say, I was (operative word) a  HUGE Bears fan, along with the White Sox (my little bro was the Cubbie fan), Bulls and Black Hawks. Perhaps this explains my ethos which bubbles up and slithers from out of my verbage. Yeah, most Chicago teams sucked for many, many years of my life. That’s why I have no patience for losers and politicians - especially lying ones, like Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama. But, alas, what does this have to do with Iron Mike?


Needless to say, Mike Ditka became a god who could walk on water in Chicago after Da Bears won Super Bowl XX in 1986. (Sadly, one of their greatest players is in poor health, William “The Refrigerator” Perry, and I ask you to keep him in your thoughts and prayers: Show the Fridge We Still Care. In fact, someone in the city should start a Go Fund Me Account for this glorious son of the Midway.)


What brings me here today is this: Iron Mike has turned down speaking at the Republican National Convention (A Crack in Mike's Iron)! Why? Has the Liberal Mediums reached the strongest personality in Chicago’s history behind Al Capone? Why not, Iron Mike? You are one of my idols. Don’t you remember the “punky cute kid” (couldn’t resist - sorry Jim) who approached you in the Indian Lakes Country Club that morning you were to speak for the realtors organization  in Bloomingdale, IL, a week after you won the Super Bowl?


Planned Digression


I purposely went an hour early, camera in hand, KNOWING FULL WELL that Ditka doesn’t screw around. He get’s there and gets the job done. Well, I wasn’t right, I was damn right! There I was, standing all alone in the bar, no one in sight, turned around, and guess who walked in alone? Mike Ditka! Like a kid at a Bozo’s Circus taping, I rushed up to him like a linebacker seeking an elusive quarterback (get the double metaphor?), and said, “Hello, Coach Ditka!” He was looking around for his contact person and not really paying attention to me. I shook his hand, or rather reached for it and led Ditka in that manly man ritual handshake. “Congratulations on the Super Bowl win.” Finally, Ditka reacted as he continued to scan the area like a quarterback in the pocket with no time on the clock (Uh, huh!): “Thanks.” Ditka then added furtively, “Where’s Tom So-And-So? (I’d use his real name but I cannot remember it!). “Oh, no problem, I’ll take you to him.” You see, Tom So-And-So was my brother-in-law’s (KW) boss and I knew who he was.


At that moment, as if the pocket had collapsed around this quarterback, a rush of people came upon Coach Ditka and I knew my time was limited with my hero. I quickly asked a fellow fan to take my picture with Mike Ditka - which he did, flashbulb and all, so the photo is a bit whitewashed. By now completely surrounded and in a complete sack situation, I told Iron Mike that I’d bring Tom to him. As a “Thank You” for helping him, Tom got Ditka to sign one of the programs for me later that night: “Best Wishes, Jim. Mike Ditka.”


What to do? What’s left of that memory? As I write this rhetorical but jolting memory, the Fleetwood Mac song, “Sara”, blasts from my teenie tiny computer speakers and now I’m left pondering my hero’s action as of late. Why, oh why, Iron Mike, won’t you speak for Mr. Trump? He’s tough like you. He makes mistakes like you. (Remember the drunk driving incident in Barrington Hills? Told the cop off, you did! Or the infamous, “Aw shut up!” comment to a pesky reporter. ( You see, Coach Ditka, you and Trump are a lot alike. Please reconsider. I could be wrong about this but sadly, probably not. Don’t let the Liberal Mediums get to you. Don’t let the clowns prevent you from doing the right thing. That’s what made you a winner.


(Psst: I Care.)


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What Does Bribery, Pedophiles and Corruption Have in Common?: The Clintons

These Sarcastic Vignettes Just In… (But They’re Not Funny)


Air Force One Lands in Pedophelia with Big Bill Clinton, Bosom Buddy, Jeffery Epstein, and Hillary in Tow with Her Purse Wide Open: Clinton Sycophants in Hollywood Couldn’t Make This S*** Up!


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi |  June 30, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)



Hillary “I’m a Chicago Democratic Machine Moll” Clinton not too long ago placed her dainty foot in her sewer-like mouth when she said, “We’re gonna put a lot of coal miners and coal companies outta business!” (Hitllery Tells Off American Workers) What a crumb. But, the corruption around this individual who seeks the world’s most important office, just keeps growing in scope. Check this out:


Nuttin' but a Dirty Democratic Machine-like bribe?


The fact is, you only need to give the Clinton Foundation massive donations to effectively bribe Big Bill and Little Hill. Jerome Corsi’s latest and aptly titled work, Partners in Crime, as described in Caroline Howe’s excellent account of the financial, sexual, and political scandals perpetrated by yours truly, B&H (not the stamps). This work truly deserves the Pulitzer Prize. Sadly, if only half of it were true, it would be shocking. (I feel President Nixon’s reputation and position on the worst presidents in history list being thrown aside by Big Bill and Barack Obama. What about the coal miners and coal companies? It turns out that - voila . . . BB and LH were working those backroom deals.


I’m just guessing here but . . . perhaps their collusive friend, Ron Burkle, was poised to have his “solar theories” take the place of the hard working coal miners and of course steal their hard earned paychecks: “It [“bribing” the Clintons through “donations” to the Clinton Foundation] worked for Ron Burkle, supermarket magnate and one of the world's richest men, who hoped to promote clean alternative and renewable energy sources with his Yucaipa Companies . . . in 2006. He trooped on stage with Clinton at one of the annual meetings and raised hundreds of thousands for Hillary's campaigns.” (Howe, "Exclusive Hush Funds...")


Wait? What???? Ahh, I get it, now. (BTW: That’s why all the emails are being sealed by Mr. O until after the election - evidence of quid quo pro, i.e. bribes!) So, the Witch Queen of Park Ridge (read Crisis of Character) and her “sticky fingered” husband (keep your mind out of the gutter), Big Bill, decided to “take the money and run” and throw the West Virginia, Kentucky, and Ohio coal miners and coal companies “under the heavy equipment,” so to speak; all under the guise of “protecting the environment.”


Jerome Corsi’s research gets better…


He notes that Big Bill’s Little Hill “worked to create a climate that supported ethanol investments pursued by her husband's friends and her political supporters'. When forced to reveal her 2000-2007 tax returns, they showed that Burkle's fund had paid Bill Clinton $15 million in consulting fees between 2003 and 2007.” Gee, again, is that why she was so quick to “take the money and run” and throw the West Virginia, Kentucky, and Ohio coal miners and coal companies “under the heavy equipment,” so to speak; and AGAIN, all under the guise of “protecting the environment.” (Howe, “Exclusive Hush Funds…”) What a loser….


Warning - Vile and Disgusting Democratic Party Behavior Is Revealed: Parental Discretion is Advised


But this is where it’s no longer even a bit funny. Apparently, the historical records (and forensic evidence) show that Big Bill loves to “fly.” Jerome Corsi notes that he [Bill Clinton] “spent so much time flying on Burkle's custom Boeing 757 jet, it became known as 'Air F**k One'....”


So, let me get this straight? Little Hill sells out our beloved coal miners and their respective companies . . . so Big “You Cheatin’ Heart” Bill can get ^*>%^#>@^????


Now the worst of it all. Apparently, as stated in Howe’s masterpiece on American political corruption a la Clinton, another Clinton pal, a convicted pedophile (Yes - and a good friend of an American president, Big Bill Clinton and his enabling, albeit nagging, bitchy spouse, Hitllery), Jeffery Epstein also took Bill “on rides”: “He [BC] had been a frequent flyer taking as many as twenty-six trips between 2001 and 2003 on . . . Epstein's 'Lolita Express' that flew junkets around the world with underage girls [my emphasis] or just flew directly to Little St James Island, East of Puerto Rico in the US Virgin Islands, where they continued their private romp.”


Disgusting


Jerome Corsi adds one more tidbit about the Clinton Corruption Blob, though that is like saying a tiny green spot on your tooth is as bothersome as a slab of banana hanging out of your mouth: “Virginia Roberts testified in federal court that she 'was a teen sex slave forced to have sex with Prince Andrew and she saw Clinton on "Orgy Island"' [Little St. James Island - east of Puerto Rico] - and that would make Clinton a high-flying alleged pedophile, Corsi writes.” According to Howe’s article, girls as young as 12 serviced the pedophiles at this hellish island. Now, how can any person other than a crackpot and pedophile (as opposed to bibliophile) support Hillary Clinton knowing she approves of such behavior? (Don’t tell me the “Guru of the Working Class, Illegal Aliens, LGBTs, and the Taxpayers” didn’t know this was going on!)


But This Sordid Tale Gets Even More Disgusting - And Tragic


Further, what does that make Barack Obama as a man and a father, let alone our president - who supports this morally and ethically corrupt woman and her husband? I bet his attitude towards his closest political ally - Bill and Hillary Clinton -  would change if he knew his daughters, Malia and Sasha were kept as sex slaves for his friends’ deviant wishes? This is beyond shameful. I can only hope the voters realize this when they vote November 8. Enough with Obama and the Clintons.


In spite of what the Liberal Mediums say, Donald Trump won’t disappoint us. Like JFK - he can’t be bribed. He’s untouchable because he made his own money. Now THAT’S what ticks off the 1%ers, President Obama . . . and the Clintons.


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Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Silver and Gold: Hillary “Time to Move On” Clinton, the Crooked Chicago Machine Moll, has a 79% chance of Winning the Election...

This Sarcasm Just In…


Silver and Gold: Hillary “Time to Move On” Clinton, the Crooked Chicago Machine Moll, has a 79% chance of Winning the Election So says Sam the Snowman from his Beverly Hills Mansion in Hell


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi |  June 29, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


Hm. Let’s examine similar odds:


Big Bill Clinton will be faithful to his wife;


Hillary will take a pill to make her good looking - and it will work;


Hillary will admit that she habitually lies;


The Crooked Chicago Democratic Machine (Remember Rahm, Barack’s bosom buddy?), Hillary’s monstrous benefactor, will suddenly be transparent and actually care about its citizens;


Fast food will be healthy;


Rape victims will honor Bill Clinton with an honorary award;


Arkansas will honor the Clintons with an honorary award for their work with Vince Foster and the Rose Law Firm;


Benghazi will finally be attributed to, as Hillary and Barack put it, “A Youtube video”;


Gary Byrne’s expose’ of the Clinton White House, ("Crisis of Character") will turn out to be fiction;


Michael Jordan will rejoin the Chicago Bulls as a starter;


Hillary and Barack admit that The Benghazi Four, J. Christopher Stevens, Sean Smith, Glen Doherty, and Tyrone S. Woods, died because of the secretary’s and president’s stupidity, inexperience and crass attitudes toward their personnel;


Pete Rose will be eligible for the MLB Hall of Fame;


Lake Michigan will spring a leak and drain all of its fresh water;


Chicago will start getting ITS drinking water from the Chicago River and it will be lead free;


California, the “Golden Fleece State”, one of the most expensive welfare programs in world history (it puts the Soviet Union to shame), and a social laboratory which would make Karl Marx and Fidel Castro jump for joy hand-in-hand with Chicago’s native son, will no longer house ⅓ of the nation’s welfare recipients;


Or to use the “Will it rain in Southern California?” level of reasoning: there is a 79% chance that it might rain.

Crooked Hillary, Madam Prez . . . Yeah, right!


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Wildly Popular “Native American Spokesperson,” Elizabeth Warren (D - Kepler 452b), and Her Farcical Cherokee Connection

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Wildly Popular “Native American Spokesperson,” Elizabeth Warren (D - Kepler 452b), and Her Farcical Cherokee Connection


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi |  June 29, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


Don’t send in the clowns just yet - they’re crying. The Massachusetts Farceur, Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren, is in the tent indulging gullible audiences with her shtick. Forget about the ethnic connection. Consider this: If Elizabeth Warren (D - Kepler 452b) lied to us about something so valued as her heritage just to get a job at a tenured position at a university, what makes you think she wouldn’t lie about something so " insignificant" in her mind as campaign issues - hence promises to the American people - just to get a job in the White House?


As a side note, I think I might be related to John F. Kennedy. (Fat chance!) But, let’s face it, I wouldn’t tell anybody this publically? (Oops!) Time to run for public office - at least in Massachusetts.


Now consider this: Sure, a white woman, Rachel Dolezal (NAACP Leader Questioned), claims to be black and the Liberal Mediums jump all over her. How dare she consider herself African American? Yet, when “Pocahontas” claims to be Native American, the Liberal Mediums (They’ve got the pulse of all Americans!) say very little. My view? This is “textbook racism” (I hate to quote the Wizard of Cheese from Whiskey - but I just did!).


But why did the LM act so? Pure racism. Here it is with the bark off: “How dare a white woman insult the African Americans? Unacceptable!” OR, “Oh . . . a white woman insulted the Native Americans? Well . . . that’s par for the course in American History. Acceptable.” Shameful.


The Liberal Mediums owe Ms. Dolezal a very public apology.


I have to ask: Why doesn’t Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren just get a DNA test to prove once and for all she’s Cherokee? Gee, I wonder. Hm. It’s possible to do so (DNA Testing). For the Cherokee People, one of America’s ethnic treasures, I guess that’s a good thing she doesn’t. Interestingly, when Hillary’s “Warpath Warren” (D - Kepler 452b) ran for Senate against Scott Brown (R - MA), a campaign fraught with, you guessed it - “sweet little Democratic lies” - it was noted that (Warren on the Warpath) when she applied for her cozy “little” university job, she “said she was white and then checked the box saying she is Native American, and then she changed her profile in the law directory once she made her tenure." (Krieg, “Here’s the Deal…”, CNN)


Bottom line? Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren is a fraud and an insult to the Native American community for lying about her heritage to gain a position RESERVED for someone who truly is descended from such a great people. Isn’t that fundamentally why our government makes us check off those “little” boxes?

The Native Americans, like an old man outside the California Theater in downtown San Berdoo, are getting robbed again by this white woman - this time of their blood. Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren owes Native Americans a public apology, too.


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Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Hillary, Pocahontas, Bad Press and the Dumberer Side of the Electorate



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Hillary, Pocahontas, Bad Press and the Dumberer Side of the Electorate



By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi |  June 28, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


After a wee bit of a pinch of peyote, Pocahontas began to hallucinate:


"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas any more."
(Emotional deluge)
"Auntie Em!
Auntie Em!"
(Taps herbal tong against bong)
"There's no place like home,
'There's no place like home."

Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren, Hillary's one woman war party, hallucinated: “When Donald Trump says he’ll make America great again, he means make it even greater for rich guys like Donald Trump,” Pocahontas said. “And watch out because he will crush you into the dirt to get whatever he wants. That’s who he is.”

After the smoke dissipated from her lungs, and the effects of the drug just about disembarked from her troubled soul - after the devil himself felt so ashamed by her lies (albeit laughable), Pocahontas was overcome with reality and spoke the Democratic Party's Gospel of Wealth (peyote is supposed to be like a truth serum): “When the Park Ridge Pirate, a moll of the corrupt Chicago Machine, says she’ll make America great again, the feminist fuhrer really means to "Make it even greater for rich guys like me and Bill!" (This warrior of truth suggests you read a former Secret Service agent's, book: Crisis of CharacterPocahontas continued along her warpath of truth, “And watch out because, if elected, Hillary Clinton will crush you into the White House Rose Garden to get whatever she wants. In fact, and I stand by this on my political grave . . . Hillary makes Scar look like Mollie Milquetoast.”

In response, Donald Trump simply stated the warm, poignant facts of his campaign: "I’ve listened to this for a long time since the beginning of the primaries. Trump should do this, Trump should do that. I won in a landslide! Now, THAT'S what I do."
“Partly frustrated that he's nothing more than "the bitch" of the left, the 1% and the Democratic Party, Joe Sixpack, a former GOP congressman, said on cable show, Eenie Meenie Minie Moe's Sleepy Eyed Coffee Break, "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy (sips instant coffee), this guy, Donald Trump, I mean worth all of this money, lots of power and respect, unlike Hillary "Let's Pillory Her" Clinton, won most GOP primaries . . . tisk, tisk, tisk, he acts like he knows he's losing." (Prolonged silence, guests on show dumbfounded) 

Joe Sixpack then launched into a tirade against the stain fighting power of various commercial stain removal sticks. After burning his lips on a "Cup of Java", he suddenly lapsed into a reality tirade: “When opponent A says they are better than you, but opponent 2 is a crook and cronie of the world's most corrupt city, Chicago, and says the same thing . . . you gotta go with the Joe! You gotta accept the truth for what it is. Trump represents change. Hillary and her warring sidekick, represent the status quo, the dream of the 1% and the Lifer Welfare Class, their Gospel of Wealth, to live high off the hog on the backs of the working class and taxpayers. The Clinton Champagne is no love bizarre."

In further news...
Jesse Jackson, an icon of the Civil Rights Movement, and a native son of Chicago, invited Tweedledum to Chi Town to a give a speech to his organization, PUSH. The bio printed for the former first lady, which makes her in essence the first lady thrice removed, is quite interesting. Check it out. (Hillary's Own "Peops" Know Her Best!)


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Clinton's Champagne Jam, Peyote, and Pocahontas

"Drink from the official champagne and while your at it - smoke some peyote with Pocahontas."





Do NOT partake in the Clinton Champagne if:

  • you are allergic to any ingredient in the champagne
  • you have been advised by your doctor to avoid certain activity because of heart problems
  • you are taking nitrates (eg, isosorbide, nitroglycerin) in any form (eg, tablet, capsule, patch, ointment), or nitroprusside
  • you use certain recreational drugs called "poppers" (eg, amyl nitrate or nitrite, butyl nitrate or nitrite)
  • you take another PDE5 inhibitor (eg, tadalafil, vardenafil) or another medicine that contains sildenafil
  • Hillary Clinton’s action cause you to have diarrhea, vomiting, delusions, upset stomach, or pangs of conscience
Contact your doctor or healthcare provider right away if any of these apply to you.


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Monday, June 27, 2016

TDC/See Dick And Jane Run Poll Shows Dramatic Shift in 2016 Race

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New TDC/See Dick And Jane Run Poll Shows Dramatic Shift in 2016 Race
By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi |  June 27, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


A wholly “Common Core” poll (pole?) has apparently captured a candidate in an apparent free for all after a vault from “across the pond.” And the Clinton Champagne is taking quite a few nervous sips of the Kool Aid. The poll, conducted June 20 to 23 from 7:30 AM to 7:45 AM, Greenwich mean time, indicated that Donald Trump, with the liberal medium chasing him around like a schoolyard crush, is down 12 points against the Crooked Chicago Machine Politico, Hillary Clinton, some 14 points off from thirty “daze” ago when the people’s candidate first secured the Republican nomination.


This pole (poll?) indicates that, “Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.” Apparently, this TDC/See Dick And Jane Run business venture was formulated using only paid participants who purchased Park Hoppers, though this was downplayed for being unscientific in “any, way, shape, or form” according to Winnie D. Pooh, spokesperson for TDC/See Dick And Jane Run - or whatever that means.


This Poll (pole?) does indicate that, due to the Chicago Madam’s uncouth and frankly reckless behavior in riling up the dumberer side of the electorate, Donald Trump has alienated some voters, particularly the 1%ers and the welfare class. His numbers could slip a bit more, particularly as a White House straw pole (poll) taken late last night indicates that there is a chance, albeit small, that Hillary’s election could provide ”one more walk around the Barack” for the Dems. (TDC has its “scientific pollsters (polsters)” working on this Grande Burrito as of late.)


Lest this pole (poll) be considered another attempt by the liberal medium to use trickery on the dumberer side of the electorate, there is a “shining city on a little dirt hill of hope” - because: a) people don’t trust a crook from Chicago and 2) Hillary’s a crook from Chicago. AND society did not force this reality upon anybody this last dribble of 52 weeks or so.


First, the downlow: Voters view Trump in such a way as it’s based upon reality; he’s far from perfect but “the real deal.” Voters view Clinton in such a way as it’s based upon an “LSD vision of superiority”, similar to junkies jettisoning themselves out windows only to find that they really cannot fly. Interestingly, a total of four voters thought he’s biased against women (respondent Jane), minorities (respondent Dick) and Muslims (respondent TDC). The fourth voter believed his comments about a federal judge of Mexican heritage were racist (respondent, Hoosier, and La Raza affiliate, Judge Gonzalo Curiel).


Naturally, a crook, is a crook, is a crook, and Hillary’s a crook. Her weaknesses, like warts on a toad, led many respondents to indicate anxiousness, nausea, delirium, and potential diarrhea when polled (poled) about the Park Ridge pariah whose days in the State Department seemed like  a “daze.”  Is prison around the corner for the political lifer? THAT question we failed to ask said respondents.


Trumps appeal ties into economic and cultural anger - similar to that in the Brexit vote. Trump stated publically that America needs to “re-declare our independence” (from the 1%ers) . . . by taking “back our country from the corrupt career politicians.” (i.e. Hillary and Barack) Donald Trump must reach the dumberer side of the electorate, the one which Barack Obama courts like a floozy during a “Free Wednesday” at a cat house. After all, Obama’s eight fumbling years have led to poor health care for the taxpayers, Benghazi, 11 million illegals, 10 trillion in debt and climbing, talks of state secession, rule by decree . . . and an approval rating of 56% which was taken on said “Free Wednesday” during a break in the pole (poll?).


Go figure...

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Pocahontas And The Bear

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Wildly Popular Native American Leader, Elizabeth Warren (D - Pluto), Tries To Trip Up Trump


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi |  June 27, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


"What kind of a man?" Warren said of the GOP nominee, with whom she has had drawn out, one-way, Freudian Twit battles. "A nasty man who will never become president of the United States, because Donald Trump will be the next president of the United States."


Fact is, not only does Warren, whose tribal name is Pocahontas, get her ethnicity discombobulated, but also her thoughts, ideas, and whimsical fantasies. Warren later apologized to the huge three Bakers’ dozen crowd for criticizing Mr. Trump because, as she excitedly noted, “I grossly thought I was describing the accused rapist, Bill Clinton.”


Film at eleven...


This Sarcasm Just In…


That’s One Way To Look at It


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi |  June 27, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


A big bear, named Hillary, struggled to defecate in the woods in Downtown Chicago near the former potential site of the Star Wars Museum. “BILLLLLLL!” she groaned. Depressed, and at the point of giving up, a cute, little bunny rabbit, named Naive Voter, hopped up and asked the big, furry Hillary, “Gee, what’s wrong, Mrs. Bear?” Hillary, not in the best mood, dejectedly replied, “That’s Hillary, schmuck! Regardless - the doo doo sticks to my fur.” “Oh my, oh my!” blurted out Naive Voter a bit excitedly, “doo doo doesn’t stick to MY fur!” With that expected gleam in her eye, Hillary graciously replied, “Is that so?”, picked up the cute, little Naive Voter, and proceeded to wipe her ***!


Sometimes, karma’s literally a bitch. But seriously, do you want this grumpy crackpot (as if happy would matter), Hillary Clinton, in charge of our country when she’s constantly using the little guy to wipe her own furry ***?


Think about it....

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