Monday, June 27, 2016

Pocahontas And The Bear

This Sarcasm Just In…


Wildly Popular Native American Leader, Elizabeth Warren (D - Pluto), Tries To Trip Up Trump


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi |  June 27, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


"What kind of a man?" Warren said of the GOP nominee, with whom she has had drawn out, one-way, Freudian Twit battles. "A nasty man who will never become president of the United States, because Donald Trump will be the next president of the United States."


Fact is, not only does Warren, whose tribal name is Pocahontas, get her ethnicity discombobulated, but also her thoughts, ideas, and whimsical fantasies. Warren later apologized to the huge three Bakers’ dozen crowd for criticizing Mr. Trump because, as she excitedly noted, “I grossly thought I was describing the accused rapist, Bill Clinton.”


Film at eleven...


This Sarcasm Just In…


That’s One Way To Look at It


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi |  June 27, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


A big bear, named Hillary, struggled to defecate in the woods in Downtown Chicago near the former potential site of the Star Wars Museum. “BILLLLLLL!” she groaned. Depressed, and at the point of giving up, a cute, little bunny rabbit, named Naive Voter, hopped up and asked the big, furry Hillary, “Gee, what’s wrong, Mrs. Bear?” Hillary, not in the best mood, dejectedly replied, “That’s Hillary, schmuck! Regardless - the doo doo sticks to my fur.” “Oh my, oh my!” blurted out Naive Voter a bit excitedly, “doo doo doesn’t stick to MY fur!” With that expected gleam in her eye, Hillary graciously replied, “Is that so?”, picked up the cute, little Naive Voter, and proceeded to wipe her ***!


Sometimes, karma’s literally a bitch. But seriously, do you want this grumpy crackpot (as if happy would matter), Hillary Clinton, in charge of our country when she’s constantly using the little guy to wipe her own furry ***?


Think about it....

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