Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Silver and Gold: Hillary “Time to Move On” Clinton, the Crooked Chicago Machine Moll, has a 79% chance of Winning the Election...

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Silver and Gold: Hillary “Time to Move On” Clinton, the Crooked Chicago Machine Moll, has a 79% chance of Winning the Election So says Sam the Snowman from his Beverly Hills Mansion in Hell


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi |  June 29, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


Hm. Let’s examine similar odds:


Big Bill Clinton will be faithful to his wife;


Hillary will take a pill to make her good looking - and it will work;


Hillary will admit that she habitually lies;


The Crooked Chicago Democratic Machine (Remember Rahm, Barack’s bosom buddy?), Hillary’s monstrous benefactor, will suddenly be transparent and actually care about its citizens;


Fast food will be healthy;


Rape victims will honor Bill Clinton with an honorary award;


Arkansas will honor the Clintons with an honorary award for their work with Vince Foster and the Rose Law Firm;


Benghazi will finally be attributed to, as Hillary and Barack put it, “A Youtube video”;


Gary Byrne’s expose’ of the Clinton White House, ("Crisis of Character") will turn out to be fiction;


Michael Jordan will rejoin the Chicago Bulls as a starter;


Hillary and Barack admit that The Benghazi Four, J. Christopher Stevens, Sean Smith, Glen Doherty, and Tyrone S. Woods, died because of the secretary’s and president’s stupidity, inexperience and crass attitudes toward their personnel;


Pete Rose will be eligible for the MLB Hall of Fame;


Lake Michigan will spring a leak and drain all of its fresh water;


Chicago will start getting ITS drinking water from the Chicago River and it will be lead free;


California, the “Golden Fleece State”, one of the most expensive welfare programs in world history (it puts the Soviet Union to shame), and a social laboratory which would make Karl Marx and Fidel Castro jump for joy hand-in-hand with Chicago’s native son, will no longer house ⅓ of the nation’s welfare recipients;


Or to use the “Will it rain in Southern California?” level of reasoning: there is a 79% chance that it might rain.

Crooked Hillary, Madam Prez . . . Yeah, right!


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