Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Hillary, Pocahontas, Bad Press and the Dumberer Side of the Electorate

This Sarcasm Just In…

Hillary, Pocahontas, Bad Press and the Dumberer Side of the Electorate

By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi |  June 28, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)

After a wee bit of a pinch of peyote, Pocahontas began to hallucinate:

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas any more."
(Emotional deluge)
"Auntie Em!
Auntie Em!"
(Taps herbal tong against bong)
"There's no place like home,
'There's no place like home."

Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren, Hillary's one woman war party, hallucinated: “When Donald Trump says he’ll make America great again, he means make it even greater for rich guys like Donald Trump,” Pocahontas said. “And watch out because he will crush you into the dirt to get whatever he wants. That’s who he is.”

After the smoke dissipated from her lungs, and the effects of the drug just about disembarked from her troubled soul - after the devil himself felt so ashamed by her lies (albeit laughable), Pocahontas was overcome with reality and spoke the Democratic Party's Gospel of Wealth (peyote is supposed to be like a truth serum): “When the Park Ridge Pirate, a moll of the corrupt Chicago Machine, says she’ll make America great again, the feminist fuhrer really means to "Make it even greater for rich guys like me and Bill!" (This warrior of truth suggests you read a former Secret Service agent's, book: Crisis of CharacterPocahontas continued along her warpath of truth, “And watch out because, if elected, Hillary Clinton will crush you into the White House Rose Garden to get whatever she wants. In fact, and I stand by this on my political grave . . . Hillary makes Scar look like Mollie Milquetoast.”

In response, Donald Trump simply stated the warm, poignant facts of his campaign: "I’ve listened to this for a long time since the beginning of the primaries. Trump should do this, Trump should do that. I won in a landslide! Now, THAT'S what I do."
“Partly frustrated that he's nothing more than "the bitch" of the left, the 1% and the Democratic Party, Joe Sixpack, a former GOP congressman, said on cable show, Eenie Meenie Minie Moe's Sleepy Eyed Coffee Break, "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy (sips instant coffee), this guy, Donald Trump, I mean worth all of this money, lots of power and respect, unlike Hillary "Let's Pillory Her" Clinton, won most GOP primaries . . . tisk, tisk, tisk, he acts like he knows he's losing." (Prolonged silence, guests on show dumbfounded) 

Joe Sixpack then launched into a tirade against the stain fighting power of various commercial stain removal sticks. After burning his lips on a "Cup of Java", he suddenly lapsed into a reality tirade: “When opponent A says they are better than you, but opponent 2 is a crook and cronie of the world's most corrupt city, Chicago, and says the same thing . . . you gotta go with the Joe! You gotta accept the truth for what it is. Trump represents change. Hillary and her warring sidekick, represent the status quo, the dream of the 1% and the Lifer Welfare Class, their Gospel of Wealth, to live high off the hog on the backs of the working class and taxpayers. The Clinton Champagne is no love bizarre."

In further news...
Jesse Jackson, an icon of the Civil Rights Movement, and a native son of Chicago, invited Tweedledum to Chi Town to a give a speech to his organization, PUSH. The bio printed for the former first lady, which makes her in essence the first lady thrice removed, is quite interesting. Check it out. (Hillary's Own "Peops" Know Her Best!)

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