Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Wildly Popular “Native American Spokesperson,” Elizabeth Warren (D - Kepler 452b), and Her Farcical Cherokee Connection

This Sarcasm Just In…

Wildly Popular “Native American Spokesperson,” Elizabeth Warren (D - Kepler 452b), and Her Farcical Cherokee Connection

By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi |  June 29, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)

Don’t send in the clowns just yet - they’re crying. The Massachusetts Farceur, Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren, is in the tent indulging gullible audiences with her shtick. Forget about the ethnic connection. Consider this: If Elizabeth Warren (D - Kepler 452b) lied to us about something so valued as her heritage just to get a job at a tenured position at a university, what makes you think she wouldn’t lie about something so " insignificant" in her mind as campaign issues - hence promises to the American people - just to get a job in the White House?

As a side note, I think I might be related to John F. Kennedy. (Fat chance!) But, let’s face it, I wouldn’t tell anybody this publically? (Oops!) Time to run for public office - at least in Massachusetts.

Now consider this: Sure, a white woman, Rachel Dolezal (NAACP Leader Questioned), claims to be black and the Liberal Mediums jump all over her. How dare she consider herself African American? Yet, when “Pocahontas” claims to be Native American, the Liberal Mediums (They’ve got the pulse of all Americans!) say very little. My view? This is “textbook racism” (I hate to quote the Wizard of Cheese from Whiskey - but I just did!).

But why did the LM act so? Pure racism. Here it is with the bark off: “How dare a white woman insult the African Americans? Unacceptable!” OR, “Oh . . . a white woman insulted the Native Americans? Well . . . that’s par for the course in American History. Acceptable.” Shameful.

The Liberal Mediums owe Ms. Dolezal a very public apology.

I have to ask: Why doesn’t Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren just get a DNA test to prove once and for all she’s Cherokee? Gee, I wonder. Hm. It’s possible to do so (DNA Testing). For the Cherokee People, one of America’s ethnic treasures, I guess that’s a good thing she doesn’t. Interestingly, when Hillary’s “Warpath Warren” (D - Kepler 452b) ran for Senate against Scott Brown (R - MA), a campaign fraught with, you guessed it - “sweet little Democratic lies” - it was noted that (Warren on the Warpath) when she applied for her cozy “little” university job, she “said she was white and then checked the box saying she is Native American, and then she changed her profile in the law directory once she made her tenure." (Krieg, “Here’s the Deal…”, CNN)

Bottom line? Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren is a fraud and an insult to the Native American community for lying about her heritage to gain a position RESERVED for someone who truly is descended from such a great people. Isn’t that fundamentally why our government makes us check off those “little” boxes?

The Native Americans, like an old man outside the California Theater in downtown San Berdoo, are getting robbed again by this white woman - this time of their blood. Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren owes Native Americans a public apology, too.

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