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Come Hillary Or Crook: The Queen of Corruption's Most Ridiculous Statements
By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | August 27, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)
“I’m Hillary Clinton’s alter-ego and I approve this message.”
Can you honestly imagine Donald Trump taking literally hundreds of millions of dollars - not Drachmas - in exchange for favors? The Left Wing Mediums would be all over him like flies in a melon patch. Yet, Hillary and Bill get away with it everyday through the Clinton “Personal IRA” Foundation.
Can you honestly imagine Donald J. Trump taking tens of millions of dollars - not Pesos - from George Soros, the 1%er billionaire leftist and globalist who’s so far left that he’s on the same spot of a flexed political spectrum as Adolf Hitler? The Left Wing Mediums would be all over him like flies in a melon patch. Yet, Hillary and Bill get away with it everyday through the Clinton “Personal IRA” Foundation and Hillary’s recent “I’m With Her” political scam.
Can you honestly imagine if Donald J. Trump raped several women, slept around like, well a fly in a melon patch, was physically assaulted by his spouse, and got sexual favors in the White House while communicating with heads of state (no pun intended) on the phone? The Left Wing Mediums would be all over him like flies in a melon patch. Yet, Bill gets away with it everyday (with Hillary “standing by her man” no matter the sex crimes or inappropriate sexual behaviors, doing her duty to block the investigations).
Can you even dishonestly imagine if Donald J. Trump had called young Black men “super predators” (essentially animals) all under the guise of passing some “anti-crime bill” which would make him look good amongst non-Blacks, or received the endorsement of of the Grand Dragon of the KKK, one of history’s most racist groups and a creature of the Democratic Party? The Left Wing Mediums would be all over him like flies in a melon patch. Yet, the Clinton Clowns get very little news media to “look inside their big top.” (See: Hillary Bags The Klan and Hillary Also Bags Some Cash From The Klan)
I think you get my point, here. Now let’s look at my top ten outlandish statements Hillary Clinton has made in her illustrious life as a career politician, essentially the most prolific Welfare Lifer in the country. With all due respect to the Queen of Corruption - I mean, give credit where credit’s due - Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary IS the perfect formula for corruption: HC2H…
1/Juanita Broaddrick was raped by Bill Clinton in April of 1978. After Bill brutally violated her, he put on his “Joe Cool” sunglasses and quipped, “You better get some ice on that.” Some time thereafter, Hillary approached Broaddrick, grabbed her hand, looked her in the eye and said almost facetiously, “I am so happy to meet you. I want you to know that we appreciate everything you do for Bill.” (See: Hillary Could Care Less About Rape) Does Hillary really stand for women’s right? I could say something here about Hillary but will avoid any PC controversies; besides, “HC2H” says it all.
2/”Super Predators” was mouthed by the Queen herself in 1996 with respect to the justification for throwing Black kids in prison for something as simple as drug use, this through the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act, a pet project of Bill - and which ironically included the Violence Against Women Act. Folks, you can’t make this stuff up! (See: Clinton Comments)
If anything else, this is proof positive that the Clintons are NOT looking out for Black Americans, much less women. Interestingly, Hillary made this statement “in the heat of the moment” and that is, my friends, the best way to know the true feelings of an individual who keeps said feelings bottled up inside under normal conditions. The Clintons threw Black men "under the bus" to make an impact on anti-crime legislation. Gee, what will she do to Asians, Hispanics, Women, LGBTQs, (we already know what she's going to do with the working taxpayers) when similar situations present themselves to her? You guessed it! You and I will be just another victim, a proverbial Juanita Broaddrick.
3/Vince Foster, deputy White House Council and allegedly Hillary’s lover, “committed suicide” on July 20, 1993 after his connection to the Whitewater investment scandal started to become known. Let’s face it, he was Bill’s friend since Kindergarten - hell, they ate boogers together - and Bill and Hillary’s legal representative. This has never sat well with me. Was Foster actually murdered at the Clinton’s behest? I wouldn’t be surprised. (See: Tricky Clintons)
Is HC2H a murderess or at minimum an accessory to murder to keep Foster quiet, or just a hapless politician who happens to make friends with people who die unexpectedly? Wait! Oh, yeah, she's from Chicago, the murder for hire and corruption capitol of the world. Consider now that young DNC intern, Seth Rich (age 27) who was recently "robbed" of nothing and shot in the back on July 10 in Washington, D.C. The “word on the street” is that Rich may have been the source of some of the DNC email leaks. (See: Seth Rich RIP) Hillary’s response was simple: “Just this past Sunday, a young man, Seth Rich, who worked for the Democratic National Committee to expand voting rights….” (See: Clinton Crocodile Tears) She also used the death to promote limits on the Second Amendment. How about limits on corruption?
4/The September 11, 2012 Benghazi Attack has caused some embarrassment for Hillary but not much in the way of personal sorrow or penance. Our illustrious Prez, along with HC2H, initially blamed the attack on a Youtube video. When questioned by the Senate on January 23, 2013 about the dangerous climate prior to the attack, a miffed Secretary of State Clinton flippantly responded, “What difference, at this point, does it make?” (See: Benghazi and Clinton Eats Asida) Uhh, a huge difference, especially if your family member was murdered in the attack. This is a despicable deflection by Clinton, her way of aggressively saying, “Stop asking me about this! I don’t care and have bigger fish to fry."
5/Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary admitted, “I was a Goldwater Girl?” (That explains the “super predator” comment…) My Lord! No way! That snake! Today’s HC2H, who makes Fidel Castro look like a hard hat Republican supporter of Nixon, was a Goldwater Girl during the most aggressive liberal period in our history - LBJ's Great Society scam. Wait! That means HC2H stood on the fence of segregation and discrimination (That explains her KKK connection…). No wonder her supporters are like Kindergarteners hiding under the tables during a nuclear attack practice drill, without a wonder as to why the process even makes sense. Hillary is nothing more (and certainly less) than a proverbial mix of Kool Aid packages thrown into an old drink pitcher, purchased for a few Drachmas at a local garage sale, the sides of which contain coagulated bits and pieces of saccharine and spice, ethylene glycol and all things not nice; the same sort of potion used by Jim Jones to lull his supporters to sleep - for an eternity. Don't drink the Democratic Party's Love Potion #666. (See: No Way!)
6/The Clinton Foundation is a truly "charitable" organization. This is Hillary’s take on the corruption associated with her “Personal IRA” dubbed the Clinton Foundation in a recent CNN interview: “Well first what Trump has said is ridiculous. My work as Secretary of State was not influenced by any outside forces. I made policy decisions based on what I thought was right to keep Americans safe and protect US interests abroad . . . In fact the State Department itself said there was no evidence of any impropriety at all.” (See: Crooked Hillary) And we’re supposed to believe you because? HC2H saying she never utilized "pay-for-play" is like Bill Clinton saying, “I never lied or raped anyone - the taxpayers included.”
7/Since we’re on the subject of Bill, let’s take a look at their loving, wholly special relationship. (I’m sorry, but I cannot even think about addressing the verbal vomit Bill ejected all over us, like a pig in a poke, during the DNC. Oh, Lord…) On August 19, the Playboy in Chief turned 70. Here’s Hillary’s Instagram message to him: “Happy birthday, Bill!” She included a wedding day photo and, I must admit (please don’t try to institutionalize me), Hillary looks pretty cute. Bill, on the other hand reminds me of the Archie TV character from the late 1960s - only if he were addicted to crack or something - but with the personality of the Archer TV character (i.e. sex addict and overall dingaling). I guess Bill is addicted to “crack,” er, well…. (See: Awww!)
Bill Clinton Archie Gets the Girl
Umm, did Hillary forget all of the s*** Bill put her through, albeit she deserved every bit of the agony and pain and betrayal due to karmic reciprocity viz-a-viz the agony, pain and betrayal that she viciously impaled Bill’s victims - and the taxpayers - with.
8/Hillary claims she cares about the working taxpayers. Psst: she doesn’t! Hillary recently told an Omaha, Nebraska crowd, in the presence of 1%er extraordinaire Warren Buffett (See: I Say Taxes, You Say Sucker!), “We are going to raise taxes on the middle class.” There you have it, my homies! If she said, “I’m going to steal the wealth of the middle class!” would you believe her, or, like the Left Wing Mediums, brush it aside as a misspoken thought by one of our few honest politicians? That’s what I thought. That's how much HC2H cares. She doesn’t even break the bad news gently to us - I mean, who else will pay for the newly legalized illegal aliens or the burgeoning bread and butter Dem constituency, the Lifer Welfare Class, or the biggest bankrupt freebie of all: Obamascam, uhh - Obamacare? (See: Freud Would Be Proud)
9/Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary promoting immigration reform is like the NSA promoting privacy. You have to stop and ask yourself, What gives? Ahh, yes, there’s a caveat to no border: the working taxpayers will pay for the blob-like welfare spending - the room and board and healthcare and jobs - to take care of the newly arrived Democratic Party voters which Obama is sneaking in as I type. Hillary tried to argue that the border is much safer today, that illegal immigration was much worse years ago, that it’s now “under control” by the Obama Administration. HC2H said this in a radio interview that probably had very few listeners with brains, “I think we’ve done a really good job securing the border….” Pause . . . reflect . . . wait! What did she say? I need to go hit the beer bong, come back and reread this fantasy. (See: What's Hillary Smoking?)
ONE HOUR LATER…
I better reread Hillary’s crooked sound bite: “I think we’ve done a really good job securing the border….” Let me say this, IS SHE CRACKED? She says the border’s a lot better than it used to be and we should be grateful for the “hard work” put in by President Obama and his predesucker, GWB. How bad it used to be? Consider all the crime that takes place as a result of our cheesecloth border. Her argument is like stating that Tamir Rice and Philando Castille have it much better today compared to how bad it used to be. Like cockroaches in a San Bernardino chicken restaurant, those Crooked Chicago Democratic Machine politicians will infest you every time. Watch your back, working taxpayers!
10/The TPP . . . “I support it! I support it not! I support it! I support it not!” Kind of reminds me of the Young Frankenstein movie where the little girl’s behavior (HC2H) drives the monster (working taxpayer) crazy and sh/e considers throwing her into the well. The Trans Pacific Partnership, or TPP, (kinda sounds like a newfangled bathroom tissue for our “bums”) is supposed to make our lives better. It’s exactly the kind of economic arrangement that the Brits voted to dump; only the 1% and the globalists win with this deal. Point is, if this doesn’t show you how wishy washy, nay crooked, this Chicago Machine moll, Hillary Rodham Clinton, is, you’re, respectfully so, beyond saving. Donald J. Trump spoke out about this months ago. (See: Trump's Speech) Why all of the sudden does HC2H waffle on this? Let’s see, to wait on the response of the people? You see, her handlers, the 1%, want this whereas the working taxpayers do not. Truth is, she will institute it anyways if elected. That’s her M.O.: lie, lie, lie. (See: Clinton and the TPP)
I mean, you’re not a convicted rapist on 45 counts and then suddenly a law abiding citizen and women’s right advocate, wholeheartedly caring for your fellow human beings' health and welfare. Just look at Bill Clinton for proof this is an axiom in human behavior. Hillary Clinton is nothing but a lying crook. Have you ever heard of one that is honest? This latter fact is exactly why Trump, a businessman and not a politician, is our only hope to save America. Well, I hope you at least somewhat enjoyed the walk through the Clinton "Mind Field"; me thinks it's time for another try at that beer bong.
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