Friday, August 26, 2016

Barack Hussein Obama: America's King George III (And Here's Why)



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Barack Hussein Obama: America's King George III (And Here's Why)


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | August 26, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


“These are the times that try men's souls: The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of his country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman.” The American Crisis, Thomas Paine, 1777 (See: Thomas Paine's Masterpiece)


This is a call to arms. It’s no joke. There is no wavering in my commitment to spread the alarm. If honest, sane, upright, hardworking, independent Americans do not stand up and vote for Donald J. Trump on November 8, our country will lose its independence and the war for democracy. If Obama’s shadow gets elected, America shall become the first one in and the first one out. If you support Hillary Clinton’s vision of America which consists of a lot of government, few rights, and our U.S.Constitution being replaced by the whim of the global 1% (who have HC in their collective hip pockets) and the U.N. Charter. If we do not stand together and through our vote yank this weed (no pun intended) of a tyrannical administration out by its roots and block his anointed crooked successor, the fat lady, Hillary Rodham Clinton, a creature of the Crooked Chicago Democratic Machine, will sing.


Thomas Paine wrote and published his classic political call to arms, The American Crisis, primarily in late 1777. It was published just in time to raise the hopes of a very beaten down American public and naturally their troops, the Continental soldiers. It is said that Washington purchased copies of the pamphlet and had them read to our troops while they were near the “end of their rope” collectively speaking. These brave patriots surely understood that, to quote Benjamin Franklin during the signing of the Declaration of Independence in Philadelphia, 1776, “We must indeed, all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.” (See: BF Quote)


Therefore, the lesson today is that, if you are a disgruntled Democrat and fear the party and its nominee, Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption), if you are a disgruntled Republican and fear the party of ne’er-do-wells, or if you are an independent (like me) and trust no career politicians or their parties, then you have no choice but to toss your fear aside and throw in your support for the only outsider candidate to challenge the dangerous status quo since Abraham Lincoln - Donald J. Trump. Yes, Trump, whose no preacher, no Martin Luther King, Jr., no Cady Stanton . . . but is a little bit pompous FDR, a little bit reckless JFK, a little bit stern Reagan and, on his fiery side, a little bit brutally honest Malcolm X, renegade Pancho Villa and comical Will Rogers . . . all rolled up into one tough hombre and he wants to take our country back at all costs!


Now, shockingly to many, why did Barack Hussein Obama turn out to be nothing more than a king in disguise? Some of you reading this are outraged that I speak these words, but it’s true. Some of you are simply confounded by his lack of leadership. Some of you are completely confused. Some of you, though - get it entirely. Hopefully, most of you will, too, after you read the rest of this treatise. You see, Obama, before he became president, grew up in the environs of perhaps the world’s most corrupt city government, Chicago, or which comes from the variation of the Algonquin/Fox phrase, sheka-ko, which translates with the suffix, heki, into “place of the smelly onion.” (See: I Have to Make My Research Seem Legit, Right?)


What? Yep, Chicago, the skyscraper capital of the world, is swamp land that was stolen from the Native Americans of northern Illinois and turned into a Democratic Party cesspool of crime, drugs, welfare and, oh, yeah, some pretty cool buildings. As a sidenote, to think that the Native Americans might have cursed the land - now THAT would explain why the Cubs have sucked for generations. (God - please let them win this year! The early founders, thieves and butchers of the NA peoples have already been sent to Hell. Can you imagine the literal millions of souls upsatirs pulling for the Cubbies, my grandparents included?) As an aside, check out one of the most sad and ironic stories from this period regarding Chief Waubonsie of the Potawatomi Tribe, west of Chicago (See: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished).


Anywho, the Crooked Chicago Democratic Machine generated and spitted BHO out. (In all fairness, machine politics swamped the boats of both the Dems and Repubs depending on the city.) What in the hell did the supportive voters (like my diehard democratic father who now despises BHO) expects from this man? He was raised in the cracks and crevices of this crooked city and steeped in the ways of their unique “crookid metheads” - it’s so crooked it warrants its own spelling. (See: Chicago's Crookid Metheads) The city has quite a history of a political Crew of Corruption, from “Bathhouse” John Coughlin and Michael “Hinky Dink” Kenna, to Big Jim Colosimo, Al Capone, Edward “Fast Eddie” Vrdolyak, to “Hiz Honor,” Richard J. Daley (1955-1976, who reportedly promised JFK before the 1960 Election, “Don’t worry senator, with the help of a few friends [political hacks and the Mafia], you will carry Illinois!”, to Richie Daley (son), to Barack Hussein Obama (ranked the second worst president in my recent poll - behind GWB), to Rahm Emanuel . . . now to Hillary Rodham Clinton. God help us! But master - how does the Crooked Chicago Political Machine work? Grasshopper, let me explain using several simple, colorful, cyclical and interconnected Nouns of Corruption, now formally known as Chicago Nouns: bribery, graft (i.e bribery), boondoggling (i.e graft), theft (i.e boondoggling), secretive executive actions (i.e theft), murder (i.e secretive executive actions) and lies (i.e. murder - of the truth). There will be a quiz tomorrow. No worries - it will be "open crook!"

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Therefore, why are you surprised when you see BHO simply ignore the laws (See: It's Your Money and Your Kid’s Job) or utilize executive orders or “directives” which are a euphemism for dictatorial rule - rule by man and not law? (See: Do As I Say Not As I Do) You guessed it: President Obama rules by the “Chicago Crookid Methead.” And Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary, Obama’s handpicked liege (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption) can’t wait to take his place.


Why do you think Obama takes enormously expensive vacations on our dime, sends his kids to the most elite, expensive schools (as all pols do by the way) on our dime - when poor American children live in cars on the river beds of America and 95 million of her citizens cannot even find a part-time job if they wanted to, yet the southern border is left wide open? Where young children of all colors, growing up in the mean streets of our cities, void of things to do in life, are shot down, like little Tamir Rice, for enjoying a day in the park playing with a toy gun - which I did many times as a child? You guessed it: President Obama rules by the “Chicago Crookid Methead.” And Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary, Obama’s handpicked liege (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption) can’t wait to take his place.


Why do you think Obama doesn’t care about the millions of citizens, dominated like field slaves, stoop laborers, working stiffs and greenhorns right off the boat by our Prez’ own Democratic Party of overseers, field bosses and tricksters, who are dominated by their selfish, greedy, self-enriching agendas (See: Still Waters Run Deep...)? You guessed it: President Obama rules by the “Chicago Crookid Methead.” And Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary, Obama’s handpicked liege (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption) can’t wait to take his place.


Why do you think Obama and these so-called “Working People Care Bears” . . . where the lining of their pockets with OUR MONEY is paramount as compared to helping provide safe neighborhoods for these citizens and legal residents, so many of color who have been lied to with false promises from this same said “Hope and Change” Prez and his party, forced to endure mediocre, and unsafe schools and ways of life - like in Flint, Michigan where wholesale peoples have their children’s future racked by lead-tainted drinking water while the fat cats, the Prez, the Dems and their minions,  and the worthless “look the other way” Repubs . . .  rake in billions of dollars and mountains of power to benefit themselves without nary a care of the plight of said fellow citizens and legal residents? (See: Our Cities Were Suddenly Gone) You guessed it: President Obama rules by the “Chicago Crookid Methead.” And Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary, Obama’s handpicked liege (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption) can’t wait to take his place.


Why do you think President Obama is now without doubt the “Freebie King,” “Mr. Big Easy,” “Chicago’s, I Wish You Well-fare!” “Savoir Welfare,” The Welfare President, “EBT - Phone Home?” I think you get the picture. Yeah, yeah, “But he inherited this economic mess from Dingle Dork, GWB.” You’re right, but the way this doofus tried to solve the problem was reckless, greedy and borderline treasonous considering his actions: 10 trillion added to our national debt, personal friends and cronies got rich for nothing (Solyndra Scandal), and this crooked Chicago pol has purposely made our southern border more porous than cheesecloth - all in the seedy name of personal and political power. (See: My Honest Interview...)


Why do you think Obama doesn’t care about the issue of freebies, a staple of the Obama Administration, Healthcare (Obamacare) being a euphemism for free healthcare for the welfare lifers and illegals and children of illegals . . . the Democratic Party’s bread and butter constituency . . . but naturally the rest of us, the working stiffs from the fast food workers on up, have to pay for it? (Psst! Obamacare won’t last long because . . . there is no such thing as a free lunch. (See: Obamacare Won't Last) You, see, within the grand scheme of Obama, Hillary and the Dems, “We get nothing and like it!” So . . . You guessed it: President Obama rules by the “Chicago Crookid Methead.” And Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary, Obama’s handpicked liege (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption) can’t wait to take his place.


Why do you think that lately, it seems President Obama’s favorite lines are, “I’m going golfing!”, “What does that mean?”, oh, yeah, and, “I’d be lying to you if I told you the truth?” Let’s face it, the taxpayers, the saps, have been fooled by Obama, a regular Jefferson Randolph “Soapy” Smith, and his shills; we saps picked the shell without the pea. The national debt is not near - but going over the cliff. If you still believe HC2H and her benefactor mean no harm, check out Post-War Germany and the effects of “printing money to pay your bills” which is what Obama has been doing to pay for this now massive welfare state for the Democratic voters; talk about a tyranny of the majority (Welfare Lifers) over the minority (working taxpayers). (See: This Is Scary S***) But why? You guessed it: President Obama rules by the “Chicago Crookid Methead.” And Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary, Obama’s handpicked liege (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption) can’t wait to take his place.


Lastly, why do you think that job growth is anemic (unless you enjoy working as a burger flipper), taxes are high (My healthcare alone has risen from $300 per month to about $750 per month. Yes, it’s not a direct tax but an indirect one to help pay for the allegiance of Obama’s constituency. What a tyranny. In spite of what the Feds say, food prices have risen by about 100% where I live.) But doesn’t Obama care about us taxpayers? Think. No - think harder! You guessed it: President Obama rules by the “Chicago Crookid Methead.” And Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary, Obama’s handpicked liege (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption) can’t wait to take his place.


What about racism? Do I really need to point out how irresponsible at the minimum to racist at the maximum Obama’s law and order policies have been? Wait! He met with the Black Lives Matter terrorist group (“Pigs in a blanket! Fry ‘em like bacon!”) . . . in the White House? Despicable. No wonder people of all ages and races are losing hope in our country - and its future. Obama, the Clintons and the Democratic Party have taken America by the hand and led it, like our national debt, to the cliff and are poised to push us over it to our death as a nation, all in the name of greed, power and lascivious living - Democratic Party style (modeled after Bill Clinton’s penchant for rape).


Just look around you: there is a rampant disease loose in the land called the Disease of Entitlement. The symptoms: a belief that the country owes the individual and that the individual owes nothing in return. The rights of the individual top everything, and the resultant effect is neighborhood decline: no one has initiative to do anything about keeping it clean and safe and crime erupts because most are bored and have nothing better to do with their time without a job to keep them busy. But doesn’t Obama care about us poor people? Think. No - think harder! You guessed it: President Obama rules by the “Chicago Crookid Methead.” And Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary, Obama’s handpicked liege (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption) can’t wait to take his place.


Thomas Paine stated that, "Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph." (Ibid: Thomas Paine’s Masterpiece) Now is the time to take up arms. To stand up and place your vote for the only person who could save put country in this moment of severe trial. Trump is a little bit of the heroes so described above, perhaps most importantly, he’s also a little bit of Rosa Parks, too. So please don’t give up your seat or that of your progeny by putting your feet down, marching out to drop your ballot into the mailbox or travelling to your polling place on November 8th - and voting for Donald J. Trump. America is on life support and cannot survive another four years of greedy, power hungry, lascivious Democratic Party rule. After all, we’ve now had two King Georges and want no more.


Dedicated to the very few honest reporters who fought “tooth and nail” for the facts and provided much of this information for the benefit of honest discourse. Shame on the bulk of the reporters who are nothing more than the prostitutes of their publishers.


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