Monday, September 26, 2016

Through the Crooked Glass: Hillary Clinton (The First Debacle)



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Through the Crooked Glass: Hillary Clinton (The First Debacle)


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | September 26, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


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My Lord… The first debate is now a distant memory, but boy oh boy, did Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption) come out throwing a lot of rabbit punches and low blows at Donald J. Trump . . . proof positive her champagne is running scared. I now realize this is about survival for the Clintons. If Trump gets in, their toast. Can you hear the distinct clanging of the prison cell bars - and Hillary being dragged into her tidy little space, kind of like a cat box of karma for the Queen of Corruption.


I found it interesting that Hillary threw the first proverbial punch with her chubby left hand because her right hand had to hold back the coughing fits. She continued to throw low blows (I guess, when you’re married to Bill, it just happens. Just sayin’.) at Trump but he fought back. No worries for Trump: cold hard facts served as his proverbial steel cup.


So, when did the Queen erupted violently - like a ruptured cold sore pinched between the fingers, fore and aft, of a nervous teenager about to go out with a young law student - and what came out of her insinkerator? Here’s just a tad touch (Is there such a thing as a tad touch of herpes?) of the wickedly cunning statements the old political hag from New York made. Her lies run endlessly; so to illustrate, I purposely picked her opening salvo.


Where expedient, I paraphrased statements. Where appropriate, I quoted directly. My comments are in brackets [].


When asked about the economy, Donald J. Trump said...
We need to bring back jobs.


The Chappaqua, New York Shrew (Insectivora) responded thusly...
He will bring forth the most extreme trickle down economics. "I call it 'Trumped Up' trickle down."
[So funny, I forgot to laugh. Interesting statement coming from a 1%er herself. Please note that Democratic shrews eat beetles, grasshoppers, butterfly and moth larvae, ichneumonid wasps, crickets, spiders, snails, earthworms, slugs, centipedes, and millipedes and working taxpayers.]


The Shrew added...
"He really believes that the more you help  wealthy people, the better off we'll be." [Again, coming from a 1%er herself. Meanwhile, she and Obama want to gouge the working taxpayers to pay for the abyss of healthcare for all democrats, er, Obamacare.]


Dribble, drabble, so sayeth the Shrew...
"I don't buy that. I have a different experience."
[Yes, she does, whereas Trump makes his money the old fashioned way - he earns it, Hillary sucks it from the marrow of the taxpayers - and lives "high off OUR hog."]


Grabeth the tissue box, my Lord. Queen Hillary added...
"He [father] worked really hard..."
[Yeah, so did yours, mine and Trump's. And?]


Oh, watch out for this one. Shrew Hillary, bugs not quite good enough, then let out a brash squeal...
"The more we can do for the middle class..."
[More taxes to pay for your constituency viz-a-viz Obamacare? Hillary helping the middle class is like a Colombian drug lord offering to "fix your necktie." Comfy now?]


Trump, a facts man, got in a few solid punches to Hillary’s large stomach and a quick kick in her bootie...
If companies want to leave with our jobs, we'll tax any products they try to bring back and sell.


To which the quick Shrew parlayed...
The Republican Admin "...took their eyes off of Wall Street."
[Whoa, nilly! Hillary took 22 million dollars for a series of speeches to Wall Street bankers and other 1%ers - and has refused to even release the transcripts? See: Hillary is a Gangsta Crook]


The Crooked Chicago Democratic Machine Shrew then spoketh not with honesty...
"Donald was one of the people who rooted for the housing crises."
[Which you and your husband created with the no doc loans for your low income constituency.]


Shrew, shrew, oh, Hillary much ado...
"We can build a new modern electric grid. That's a lot of jobs!"
[Can you say Solyndra Scandal? See: Obama's Buddy Got 535 Million of YOUR MONEY]


Trump then threw the shrew some proverbial strychnine a la karma...
"Hillary . . . you've been doing this for thirty years: Why are you just thinking about these solutions right now?
[Oh, how she dished up that Ol' Crooked Hillary smile - and some more lies.
"I'm going to have a special prosecutor” if the companies fail to live up to the trade agreements.]
[Sure, sure. Who - AG Lynch? What a crook!]


Trump released a slippery one for the Chicago crime expert - and I do meaneth this most assuredly...
NAFTA was the worst trade deal ever signed by America. And you and your husband supported it. You supported the Trans Pacific Partnership (TPP) and now don’t because I do not and spoke out against it.


Shaking her bottom and curling her tail, the shrew unleashed a doozy, my Lord. Evil Hillary instantly transformed herself into the Crooked Hillary...
"That is just [big smile] not accurate. I, uhh [thinking of even bigger lies] was against it once it [laughing] was finally negotiated [laughing all the way to the bank holdings of the Clinton Foundation]....”


[If Hillary's response here doesn’t tip you off to her crooked ways, nothing will. Remember: your vote for her will seal your family's fate for generations to come.]


Alas, Trump is much smarter than a shrew, even if it’s Hillary C herself...
You called the TPP the 'Gold Standard" of trade deals, Hillary.
[Yep - she was thinking about a lot of gold in her pocket. See: Yep, Hillary's a Crook]


The Queen of Corruption tried to bring the bologna home with her economic plan to destroy America [only she doesn’t admit that to you and your family]...
"People have looked at both of our plans and have concludd that mine would create 10 million [insert low wage service job here: hamburger flipper, barista, oil technician, teacher's aid, etc.] and yours would lose us 3 1/2 million [insert low wage service job here: hamburger flipper, barista, oil technician, teacher's aid, etc.] jobs.


Hiccup! Drunk on shame, HC2H continued...
“My plan won't add a penny to the debt...
[Crickets chirping, silence, looks of confusion. What does that mean? Obama's minion will not raise the debt any higher than 20 trillion. Oh, Thank God! . . .  yeah, right.]


Yep, Crooked Hillary and her gang of thieves (1%ers Mark Cuban, George Soros, Warren Buffett, et al. and the welfare lifers) want to rob your family’s economic future for their personal piggy banks. Well? Are you going to let them?


© 2016 Vox Populi. All laughs reserved on content crafted anew. Whether you like or hate what you read, feel free to share this with your friends and enemies. The 2016 Election is personal and as an Indie Voter . . . I support Donald J. Trump. (jvhoffmannjr.blogspot.com)



Sunday, September 25, 2016

Barack Obama, Eugene Robinson and the Left Wing Mediums: Racial Arsonists

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Barack Obama, Eugene Robinson and the Left Wing Mediums: Racial Arsonists


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | September 25, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


I’m fighting for the economic and political freedoms of my children, grandchildren and great grandchildren. Like the patriots of old, who, against all odds, rowed across the Delaware River on Christmas Day of 1776 and defeated the evil forces raised against our peace loving ancestors, we now stand in their historical shadow.


Donald J. Trump is a true independent like Abraham Lincoln, an obvious outsider and un-politician who represents both the reasonable left and right and not the recklessly radical (and deplorably) minute though dangerously wealthy and powerful factions of the Clinton left dingalings and the Bush right dingalings - cloaked in the political shawl of a corrupt Chicago Democratic Party Machine.


Sadly, “Racial Arsonists,” like President Obama and political writer, Eugene Robinson, are running amuck starting social conflagrations which threaten to destroy our country - neighborhood by neighborhood. But why? It’s a fake left, run right political move. The Obamaphites realize that the American taxpayers are a lot smarter than we tend to vote. Obama has awoken a sleeping giant of those who pay for his stupid “legacy.” The working taxpayers realize Obama’s half-baked domestic programs (EBT economy) are nothing more than a plot to establish a massive constituency for the Democratic Party and his half-baked international programs (“Radical Muslims are peaceful” - Orwellian, huh?) are nothing more than a plot to establish a massive payback to George Soros and the 1% viz-a-viz chaos which they believe will lead to globalization; hence the destruction of America. All this for a few million dollars from Soros to your pocket, Barack?


Let’s examine President Obama’s recent statements as well as those of political commentator, Eugene “I have the Potential to Be Esteemed If I Wrote Honestly” Robinson. These quacks are what I call “Racial Arsonists.”


President Obama’s speech on Saturday, September 17 (ironically the anniversary of the day the U.S. Constitution was signed in Philadelphia in 1787) to the Congressional Black Caucus was quite a shock to many I’m sure. Look at his comment:


"If I hear anybody saying their vote does not matter, that it doesn't matter who we elect -- read up on your history. It matters. We've got to get people to vote . . . I will consider it a personal insult -- an insult to my legacy -- if this community lets down its guard and fails to activate itself in this election. You want to give me a good sendoff? Go vote." (See: Obama a Racist?)


First of all, the U.S. Constitution guarantees we all have to the right to vote for whomever we wish - not for whomever the President orders us to like a dictator. This is so ironic on many levels. Secondly, can you imagine Mr. Trump saying the same thing to a Congressional White Caucus? I can only imagine the peeps (shrieks - not the marshmallow candy)  of Obama, Robinson, et al.: “Racist!” So, I humbly lay at the stinky feet of the Left Wing Mediums: Where’s your honesty and integrity? Oh, yeah, I guess this is absolute proof that you are collectively not honest and do not have integrity.


As a fake left run right, Obama mentions to the crowd that thankfully his birth certificate issue was resolved. He mentioned it as a joke, but he uses it to insinuate that the Birther Issue is actually predicated upon racism. What a snake. Good one, Mr. P. Fact is, if I were running for Prez, and it came up, I would have produced it. I would have nothing to hide. What about you, Barack Hussein Obama? (See: Obama Is An Illegal Alien?)


In closing, the only reason Obama wants Hillary as president - it’s not because he cares about the working taxpayers - is that he wants to be able to say the American people appreciate his legacy. If Hillary gets in, this proves it in his twisted mind; contrariwise if Trump gets elected. President Obama is a Racial Arsonist.


Let’s look at one of Obama’s minions, a man so far up his a** that there’s hardly any room for the prez to cleanly wipe his own bootie - even with a perfumed baby wipe - without poking the sniffer in the eye. (There’s just too much stank there, people. But I digress.)


Eugene Robinson (see: BIO), for whatever reason, gets paid a ton of beef to write a bunch of bologna. On September 22, he wrote an article for (clear throat, hold nose) The Washington [Whipping] Post.  Reading his opening sentence feels like I’m removing that red strip of greasy plastic which came with each slice of cheap bologna back in the day: “If you are a black man in America, exercising your constitutional right to keep and bear arms can be fatal.” (See: Eugene Robinson) Firstly, I like bologna a lot. Secondly, Robinson’s words of baloney give bologna a bad name. Thirdly, he’s out of his mind. Robinson’s sinister insinuation is that Keith Lamont Scott was like a black lamb led to slaughter by white wolves. This is a prime example of racial arson. Even if you read Robinson’s description, Scott had a weapon. The officer who shot him is Black. The Police Chief is Black. What’s up with that? Black Lives Matter is a joke: “Pigs in a blanket. Fry ‘em, like bacon!” Seriously? (See: Whose Lives Matter)


Mr. Robinson goes on to say that, “Scott’s death is the second recent police slaying to suggest that laws permitting people to carry handguns apparently do not apply to African Americans.” This is very misleading for the operative word is “apparently” which is another word for “maybe” which is another word for “unsure” which is another word for “Not!” Come now, Scott’s actions, which are shown by his own wife’s video footage indicates the man not responding to police commands. I don’t know about you, but if I had a gun and was given commands by the police to do “such and such” . . . you bet your life I would do as told.


President Obama, Eugene Robinson and the left wing ALT LEFT ilk are why I say that the left wing mediums ar so far left, their ideas spin in circles. Get real! These are not stupid people, which begs the question: What is their agenda? Ahhh… I get it. They’re racial arsonists. They’d rather see America burn down than admit being personally wrong. Frankly, I’m embarrassed by Barack Obama, and as a student of history, sad that America’s first Black president (Yes - there will be more who will be successful!) is one of our worst. Donald J. Trump - Can you say that without choking racial arsonists? - is our last hope. He’s an un-candidate; not a lifer pol like BHO and HRH. Obama pushed America to the edge of destruction and Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption) will push us over if elected. (See: See My Honest Views That I Write for Free)


As for Eugene Robinson and his ilk, the left wing mediums, I don’t know why, as “apparently” learned people, they’d put keystroke to code to support one of America’s worst presidents and THE WORST candidate for president in our history: Hillary Clinton. The fact is, if only one Black American supported my contention herein (Psst!: tens of millions actually do.), it would prove me unequivocally correct in my assertions. Need I say more?


Now, I expect nothing worse from The Washington [Whipping] Post or the ALT LEFT, including Eugene Robinson. As for President Obama . . . it’s just “par for the course" (pun intended).   


© 2016 Vox Populi. All laughs reserved on content crafted anew. Whether you like or hate what you read, feel free to share this with your friends and enemies. The 2016 Election is personal and as an Indie Voter . . . I support Donald J. Trump. (jvhoffmannjr.blogspot.com)




Friday, September 16, 2016

President Obama Was Born in America? I Have My Doubts



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President Obama Was Born in America? I Have My Doubts


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | September 16, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


Forgive me for having a brain that works pretty darn well. I understand the implications of Donald J. Trump’s statement today that Obama was born here (with reference to the infamous Birther Movement). What bugs me though is that the Left Wing Mediums (LWMs) jump all over him for it; they even say those that question Obama’s birthplace are racists. (See: The Washington Post Makes Me Cough). I know, I know, they have nothing else to complain about and therefore if Trump picked his nose, they would complain. Then again, the LWMs would complain about the proverbial rope that’s used to hang them. I do find the complaints against Trump . . . laughable - from the President, to Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption), on down. Let’s examine the Birther Issue.


In early 2011, Trump stated to the effect that Obama’s origins are suspect: “Our current president came out of nowhere.” (See: Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary) Now, just today, September 16, 2016, Trump stated, “President Barack Obama was born in the United States. Period.” He went on to add that, where Hillary started the Birther Movement, “I finished it.”


It’s interesting how the attack dogs, AKA the Left Wing Mediums (whose ideas are so far left they spin in circles), immediately jumped all over their future president (OK, OK, perhaps I’m getting a little presumptuous!) - and I mean bigtime. Yet, the facts show Trump is correct. The Birther Movement was started by HC2H and her minions (see below), undoubtedly with her approval, and then the “culprit” was thrown under the bus as the adage goes. How convenient: the Crooked Chicago Democratic Machine moll could say, ”Oh, that’s terrible!” - if the subterfuge failed to ignite the public fancy, and “Oh, that’s great, Obama is an illegal!” - if it did. You see how sneaky Hillary can really be? (Don’t forget how many good people the Clintons have thrown under the bus during their careers . . . maybe even murdered.)


It gets better. Check out “Colon” Powell’s Gulag comment which escaped and ran for freedom out of his “Private Benjamin” emails which were also hacked. (And to think I used to like this guy - former, former, former Sec/State, NS/advisor and chairperson of the JCS - he’s as bad as the Dems): “the whole birther movement was racist . . . [Trump is] a national disgrace and international pariah.” Talk about a Metamucil flush. Hmm. You’re not one of the 1% now are you, “Colon?” A Build A Bear member? (See: "Colon" Is Clogged) Colin Powell’s comment about the birther issue being racist is like saying thumb sucking indicates cannibalistic tendencies.


But why did this whole Birther Movement start? Around June of 2008, when HC2H’s campaign first brought this to light, then Senator Barack Obama could have shut this down immediately. You ask how, Grasshopper? By simply coughing up his birth certificate. Now, there’s two reasons that I can think of as to why Obama would not produce a birth certificate: Either he thought it was no one’s business - it is everyone’s of course and this would show his high falutin’, paternalistic view of American citizens; or it didn’t exist. Now, if it were me, I would have shown it immediately. No question. Why not, right? Shut everybody up. Think about that last thought: shut everybody up. It makes sense, it seems to me therefore why Obama didn’t release the proof . . . there was none.


Obama went to Columbia University (not the weed but the school). Without a doubt he had to have some sort of proof of birth. Hell, I remember forging my birth certificate back in the day, just so I could get a job when I was 15 years old. (Today, I guess I’d just go on welfare - at least in California.) Surely, he needed proof of age/citizenship to attend the university. Interestingly, Obama’s school records are not that easy to come by. According to a “potential classmate” of Obama’s, Wayne Allyn Root, in a September 6, 2012 article: “Obama’s college records are sealed because he attended as a foreign student under his adopted name of Soetero. He wonders how a poor person who had mediocre grades in high school and described as a pot smoking Marxist radical, could afford to get into top and expensive colleges like Columbia and Harvard without incurring huge student loans.” (See: Obama is From Crooked Chicago, Too)


The Birther Movement plot thickened on April 27, 2012, when Obama finally offered up a “birth certificate” to the public. The only reason why I think Obama offered it up at that time was that he was running for reelection and the issue would not die a quiet death. Thus, releasing his “birth certificate” helped fool the average voter and secure his reelection. Is it real, though? I have my doubts….


President Barack Hussein Obama himself actually commented on the release of this miracle document. Seriously, can you imagine Reagan having this problem? I’ve taken the liberty of including the fine-tuned Bulls*** Translator therewith (See: Why So Long?):


"We do not have time for this kind of silliness.”
(Oh, sh**! I never thought the public was smart enough to stay on this trail.)


“I've been puzzled at the degree to which this . . . just kept on going."
(*&^%$#@&^!: The American people are like Energizer bunnies...)


"Normally I would not comment on something like this.”
(Damn - this sucks! I could be golfing.)


Obama added that there were "some enormous challenges out there."
(I just gotta get reelected by any means necessary.)


And that the challenges could not be effectively met "if we're distracted."
(The people will not vote for me with this blasted issue around - time to distract them with a phony birth certificate.)


This brings this discussion to HC2H’s role in actually propagating the whole Birther Movement, which the left sadistically feeds off of, and the right mostly whimpers and whines about. Fact is, Hillary and her peops started the controversy to try and steal away (Sounds like Hillary, huh?) the nomination from Obama. Hell, even Black Americans know Hillary is to blame for the movement. (See: Black Americans Know Hillary Started Birther Movement (Approx. 2:30))


Naturally, the Queen of Corruption denies it but it’s interesting to note that the Birther Movement started before the 2008 election - meaning it most likely was an attempt by the Clinton Mafioso to “take the future prez for a proverbial one-way ride.” Now, children, don’t think for a second that Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption) didn’t know anything about the attempt to smear Obama beforehand. (See: Be Honest - Hillary Started the Birther Movement) In fact, it would make sense why the President and HRC reportedly have a tenuous relationship. (See: A Proverbial Dealey Plaza for Obama)


HC2H’s 2008 campaign manager even Tweeted that said campaign apologized for the “rogue” staffer who allegedly started the rumor in the Clinton anti-Obama (“racist”) Slampaign. (See: Yep! Yep! Yep! Hillary's a Crook!) Ain’t no doubt, people. Hillary’s the crook. Hillary’s to blame for these here Birther pangs. On the other hand, I still have my doubts about whether the President in Fleece, Barack Obama, was born in Hawaii, Indonesia, Kenya, in steerage, the backseat of an East German Trabi, etc. Perhaps the most important notion in all of this is the fact that, if Obama is illegal/and or became president illegally (i.e not born here), then perhaps our Constitution is shot to hell. (See: Dems' Plan to Destroy Our System) This sure helps clarify at least one reason why Obama’s so adamant about destroying our border and legalizing illegal aliens in the tens of millions on the taxpayer’s dime: Obama was and is one, too. What has happened to rule of law in America?


© 2016 Vox Populi. All laughs reserved on content crafted anew. Whether you like or hate what you read, feel free to share this with your friends and enemies. The 2016 Election is personal and as an Indie Voter . . . I support Donald J. Trump. (jvhoffmannjr.blogspot.com)






Sunday, September 11, 2016

This Pseudo-Sarcasm Just In...


A Visualization of the Presidential Candidates and Their Parties


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | September 11, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


Are you conflicted about who to vote for? This visual should help you keep them straight. From left (top of page) to right (bottom of page) on the political spectrum…


Jill Stein - Green Party
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OR - this mnemonic device (a double entendre)...
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Hillary Clinton - Democratic Party
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OR - this mnemonic device (a multitude of entendres) which depicts the effects of the Crooked Chicago Democratic Machine (the birthplace of Barack Obama and . . . you guessed it, HC) locally, nationally and on a global scale. Sigh, Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary (HC2H - the Perfect Formula for Corruption)...
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OR - this apt nod to nuclear war…
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OR this depiction of Hillary's views on illegal immigration, Obamacare, Social Security and Radical Islamic Terrorists…
Chaos.png


OR this image inherently depicting Hillary Clinton’s views on all minorities, especially women…
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Psst! Seriously, would you allow Bill and Hillary to babysit your kids?

Donald J. Trump
Republican Party
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OR - this mnemonic device (a multitude of entendres) depicting self-made success for you and me…
Trump Tower.png


OR this depiction of a successful economy...
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OR this…
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OR this…
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Psst! Now you know why both sides, diehard Dems and Repubs, and the 1%, hate Trump. He’s the only candidate who stands for the working taxpayers, says what he means and means what he says.


Gary Johnson - Libertarian Party
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OR - this mnemonic device (a multitude of entendres) depicting time standing still...
time.jpg
Psst! I’m not talking Culture Club either.

© 2016 Vox Populi. All rights reserved on content crafted anew. Whether you like or hate what you read, feel free to share this with your friends and enemies. The 2016 Election is personal and as an Indie Voter . . . I support Donald J. Trump. (jvhoffmannjr.blogspot.com)