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The Democratic (Nazi) Party 2016 Platform: the Pre-Rambling
By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | September 3, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)
I, Bathhouse John, fondly recall the classic cartoon, Schoolhouse Rock and, “The Preamble” (See: You Guessed It) . . . “We the People, in order to form a more perfect union….” Ahh, childhood fantasies. Ohh, back to the biggest fantasy of all: the Dems blueprint for a greater America. Wait! Who says America isn’t already great. I mean, it is, if you’re sponging off of the taxpayer per Barack Hussein Obama’s welfarization program (dubbed “Fast and Furious”) to massively expand the Democratic Party constituency viz -a-viz no borders coupled with oodles and oodles of welfare spending. If you cannot grasp this insanity, study the Golden Fleece State of California.
Anywho, here’s the Democratic (Nazi) Party’s Platform (DNPP) through their Preamble, an Aldo Nova “Fantasy” world created on July 21, 2016. Ohh, but you equate the platform of the Dems with that of the Nazis? Sure do. Check out the Fab Fascists and their more modern surrogate, the Fascist Fabs (See: NDPP and DNPP) Frankly, I was shocked - not completely mind you - but pretty much . . . scratch that: I wasn’t shocked. I mean, look at the Commander in Fleece over his dictatorial reign. Nothing surprises me anymore. Our political system is so broken. That’s why Trump is perfect. He’s an outsider: bombastic and arrogant, but an outsider beholden to no one. No preacher, but, like FDR and JFK before him, Trump is his own man. Hillary, on the other hand, is as independent as the Zika virus in an unsuspecting host. Bottom line: the DNPP is pretty scary.
As we read through their "pre-rambling," I graciously added my comments to their nasty green tea-like flibber flabber political nonsense. Note that the entire platform is 51 pages long . . . let me repeat that, the entire platform is 51 pages long! Seriously, even Bill Clinton, through years of practice, has developed a quicker in-and-out strategy then the Democrats have done herein. Hell, the Nazis even kept their platform to about 4 pages. What gives?
Well, the Democratic Nazi Party Platform is purposely and unnecessarily voluminous to confuse the voters who think these Nazi liberals (that’s slarebil izaN spelled backwards - for what it’s worth) have everything covered morally and ethically.
You see, a peek into their preamble will give us a good look at their crazy left wing ideas. Remember that on a political spectrum, when flexed in a circular fashion, George Soros, Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary are at the same point as an Adolph Hitler or Joseph Stalin. Further, the rich can say, “Oh, let the Dems carry out their plans.” Why? The massive tax increases don’t affect them like the average working taxpayers, whereas a ten percent ANNUAL cost increase in your insurance plan for example, hurts tremendously. Yet, the Dems, led by BHO and HC2H, want to rake your hand in their So Cal-style welfare wildfire by driving up YOUR COSTS to pay for THEIR WELFARE CONSTITUENCY. Think about that for a moment.
Truth be told, the DNP has covered every decent man, woman and child in their political saliva and philosophical dung. A quick look at our largest DNP-controlled urban areas shows us that this is true in spades: Milwaukee, Detroit, Chicago, Los Angeles, et al. But what about the long awaited “hope and change….” As the ditty goes, “Life is just a fantasy, can you live the fantasy life?” Let me take you by the hand and walk you through their spit and dung as I make [a few appropriate remarks - oops Lincolnia] therewith...
2016 DEMOCRATIC [NAZI] PARTY PLATFORM
In 2016, Democrats meet in Philadelphia with the same basic belief that animated the Continental Congress when they gathered here 240 years ago: Out of many, we are one. [How apropos of nothing!]
Under President Obama’s leadership, and thanks to the hard work and determination of the American people [who actually work and pay taxes - the 26% below the 1%], we have come a long way from the Great Recession and the Republican policies that triggered it. [Whoa! Seems to me, you got your facts a wee bit “liberalized” here. President Clinton, through his attempts to make housing affordable for those who couldn’t afford it (Think about that!) loosened the rules to borrowing money for a home, kind of like allowing heroine addicts free reign in a methadone clinic, and voila . . . Crash!! See: Bill Clinton and the Housing Crash Under Bush] American businesses have now added 14.8 million jobs since private sector job growth turned positive in early 2010. [Thank God - there are now plenty of low paying fast food jobs for the 13-20 million illegals in our country and the 100 million unemployed teens and adults! How taxpayers will pay for the welfare benefits of the former is another story.] Twenty million people have gained health insurance coverage. [And scores of millions more lost the coverage they were paying for through their hard work and now have to pay higher monthly premiums - like moi.] The American auto industry just had its best year ever. [OK, OK, you got me there.] And we are getting more of our energy from the sun and wind, and importing less oil from overseas. [Wait! What? I say, “Solyndra - you say scandal!” See: Obama's Buddy Gets Rich Off Of the Sin]
But too many Americans have been left out and left behind. [Yeah, we working taxpayers already know.] They are working longer hours with less security. Wages have barely budged and the racial wealth gap remains wide [No thanks to BHO, HRC and the DNP], while the cost of everything from childcare to a college education has continued to rise. And for too many families, the dream of homeownership is out of reach. As working people struggle, the top one percent accrues more wealth and more power [But kind and gentle 1%ers, like George Soros and Warren Buffett have given tens of millions to BHO, HC2H and the DNP - the modern day party of the rich and powerful. Forget the Repubs - they’re out to lunch!]. Republicans in Congress have chosen gridlock and dysfunction over trying to find solutions to the real challenges we face [So BHO has created special dictatorial powers, viz-a-viz executive orders, to carry out his orders from the 1%: borderless borders, work free incomes for their ever growing constituency blob, etc.]. It’s no wonder that so many feel like the system is rigged against them. [Except of course, HC2H. I mean, AG Lynch and South Side Barack - Crooked Chicago’s native son - have her back.]
Democrats believe that cooperation is better than conflict, unity is better than division, empowerment is better than resentment, and bridges are better than walls. [Interpretation: Shut up and vote for us. We’ll empower you all with a monthly welfare stipend and therewith keep you all under our collective thumbs (Well - really only a few, you know, thumbs of the 1%ers.). EBT, way to be! Eat better today! And after . . . “the walls, coming tumbling down” . . . our formerly peaceful neighborhoods will be abridged by the DNP poverty plan. See: Yep! The Dems Planned This All Out]
It’s a simple but powerful idea: we are stronger together. [I mean, hell, BHO’s welfarization of the economy sure beats working, right? “Hey brother, can you spare an EBT card?” Does the DNP expect us to break into song now: “I’d like to teach the world to sing - in perfect harmony….”]
Democrats believe we are stronger when we have an economy that works for everyone—an economy that grows incomes for working people, creates good-paying jobs, and puts a middle class life within reach for more Americans. [Umm, that’s not what the Commander in Fleece, HC2H and the DNP have been doing. Oh, I get it: What are you going to believe . . . me or your own eyes?] Democrats believe we can spur [translation: stick you in the back with a knife and then twist it] more sustainable economic growth, which will create good-paying jobs and raise wages. And we can have more economic fairness, so the rewards are shared broadly, not just with those at the top. [Translation: make the working taxpayers pay for the DNP’s blob-like welfare constituency.] We need an economy that prioritizes long-term investment over short-term profit-seeking, rewards the common interest [what the Nazis dubbed, Volksgemeinschaft] over self-interest, and promotes innovation and entrepreneurship. [Oh, I get it. Those sneaky Dems . . . “we, we, we,” not “you, you, you.”]
We believe that today’s extreme level of income and wealth inequality—where the majority of the economic gains go to the top one percent and the richest 20 people in our country own more wealth than the bottom 150 million—makes our economy weaker, our communities poorer, and our politics poisonous. [Yeah, just don’t lump the Clintons in there with George Soros, Warren Buffett, etc. I mean Bill and Hill have only generated some 1-2 billion dollars compared to THOSE GREEDY CAPITALISTS. See: The Scoundrels]
And we know that our nation’s long struggle with race is far from over. More than half a century after Rosa Parks sat and Dr. King marched and John Lewis bled, more than half a century after César Chávez, Dolores Huerta, and Larry Itliong organized, race still plays a significant role in determining who gets ahead in America and who gets left behind. We must face that reality and we must fix it. [Translation: don’t blame failed Democratic policies for this. Blame the cops. Yeah, yeah, get your mind off of the truth and onto some fantasy explanation like, President Obama cares about the inner cities, about race relations; the greedy Repubs, or the guy with a job is to blame. Yep, folks, Trump is absolutely right here! DNP Failed Their Constituency]
We believe a good education is a basic right of all Americans, no matter what zip code they live in. We will end the school-to-prison pipeline and build a cradle-to-college pipeline instead, where every child can live up to his or her God-given potential. [Not quite sure where this came from or where this will lead; sounds like another wishy washy political “pig in a poke” which sounds good to “the masses” but costs you and me - the working taxpayers - hard earned money; more blood, sweat and tears to pay for the DNP’s voter base. See: DNP at Work]
We believe in helping Americans balance work and family without fear of punishment or penalty. [Liar, liar pants on fire! Look at Obamacare for the working stiff.] We believe in at last guaranteeing equal pay for women. And as the party that created Social Security, we believe in protecting every American’s right to retire with dignity. [Sure, you do…]
We firmly believe that the greed, recklessness, and illegal behavior on Wall Street must be brought to an end. Wall Street must never again be allowed to threaten families and businesses on Main Street. [Then why is Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption) proverbially performing a Wall Street gang bang with the rich boys from New York. She is the cunning political prostitute if you ask me. See: The Best Little Whore House on Wall Street]
Democrats believe we are stronger when we protect citizens’ right to vote, while stopping corporations’ outsized influence in elections. We will fight to end the broken campaign finance system, overturn the disastrous Citizens United decision, restore the full power of the Voting Rights Act, and return control of our elections to the American people. [Translation: the DNP is strongest when vote fraud is rampant (i.e. illegals can vote for us through loosey goosey election ID laws), and our Sugar Daddies, George Soros, Warren Buffett, et al., have complete reign over America’s state and federal governments.]
Democrats believe that climate change poses a real and urgent threat to our economy, our national security, and our children’s health and futures, and that Americans deserve the jobs and security that come from becoming the clean energy superpower of the 21st century. [Hillary will put our oil and coal industries out of business - unless of course they become large donors to the Clinton Foundation. See: Lying Hillary]
Democrats believe we are stronger and safer when America brings the world together and leads with principle and purpose. We believe we should strengthen our alliances, not weaken them. [Benghazi?] We believe in the power of development and diplomacy. We believe our military should be the best-trained, best-equipped fighting force in the world, and that we must do everything we can to honor and support our veterans. [Lie Meter erupts here! See: Obama Lies About Caring for Vets] And we know that only the United States can mobilize common action on a truly global scale, to take on the challenges that transcend borders, from international terrorism to climate change to health pandemics. [To giving Iran the opportunity to make a bomb? Oh, yeah, Obama ditched his history classes at Columbia. Otherwise, he would have read about Neville Chamberlain and the Nazi takeover of Czechoslovakia. Hmm . . . Democratic Nazi Party - oh, I get it now! An emulation...]
Above all, Democrats are the party of inclusion. We know that diversity is not our problem—it is our promise. As Democrats, we respect differences of perspective and belief, and pledge to work together to move this country forward, even when we disagree. With this platform, we do not merely seek common ground—we strive to reach higher ground. [Let’s break into song with that Stevie Wonder classic! Pay close attention to the second stanza. See: Higher Ground]
We are proud of our heritage as a nation of immigrants. We know that today’s immigrants are tomorrow’s teachers, doctors, lawyers, government leaders, soldiers, entrepreneurs, activists, PTA members, and pillars of our communities. [Yes, we do too, but you purposely confuse illegal with legal immigrants to confound the argument. No one in his right mind would ever blame the illegals for coming here - but they are illegal and drain the economy both in jobs and welfare benefits. Those are facts not racist gibberish. Many, many good people come here every day to start anew. But where do we draw the line legally and financially? We need a fortified border for various reasons and an economic system that does not pay out like a Las Vegas slot machine for illegals and their children, born here or not. Again, Trump is right. See: Cost of Illegals]
We believe in protecting civil liberties and guaranteeing civil rights and voting rights, women’s rights and workers’ rights, LGBT rights, and rights for people with disabilities. We believe America is still, as Robert Kennedy said, “a great country, an unselfish country, and a compassionate country.” [“Hey, Democratic voters: Don’t mind the crook behind the curtain with her hand in the cookie jar.” That is why Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary (HC2H, the perfect formula for corruption) takes millions of dollars from countries which wholeheartedly discriminate against women, Christians, Jews, the LGBTQ communities and last but not least, Cubs fans.]
These principles stand in sharp contrast to the Republicans, who have nominated as the standard bearer for their party and their candidate for President a man who seeks to appeal to Americans’ basest differences, rather than our better natures. [My italics . . . A little Republican ideal stolen from Abraham Lincoln’s Second Inaugural - by the DNP, the proverbial Napoleon from Animal Farm, the barnyard mule of segregation and discrimination!]
The stakes have been high in previous elections. But in 2016, the stakes can be measured in human lives—in the number of immigrants who would be torn from their homes; in the number of faithful and peaceful Muslims who would be barred from even visiting our shores; in the number of allies alienated and dictators courted; in the number of Americans who would lose access to health care and see their rights ripped away.
[Yes, in 2016, the stakes can be measured in human lives - those of family members whose loved ones have been torn from their homes, raped and gunned down in the streets by illegal aliens; or shot down or blown to bits by radical Islamic terrorists (There - I said it President Obama!); in the number of allies alienated by Obama (Israel) and likewise dictators courted (Castro); in the number of Americans who would be freed from the financial bondage and lack of proper care if Obamacare would be finally and thankfully repealed - like those of fathers and mothers who have to work two to three jobs while DNP Welfare Lifers bask in the sunshine of the Democratic Freebie State Obama has created for his supporters. Yes, the DNP is correct, if Hillary gets elected, our rights would be “ripped away.”]
This election is about more than Democrats and Republicans. It is about who we are as a nation, and who we will be in the future. [Exactly! That’s why working taxpayers should consider well their situation and vote for Trump to avoid becoming a slave to Obama’s and Hillary’s America. Like Rome of old, these crooks envision a state of plebeians - working taxpayers - who exist for the benefit of the ruling class, the 1%, and their lapdogs, the Democratic Nazi Party, and their bloated constituency, the Welfare Lifer class, who rely on the largesse of the former, their sugar daddies, to eat, sleep and buy toilet paper . . . while the working taxpayers are forced to wipe their bums.]
Two hundred and forty years ago, in Philadelphia, we started a revolution of ideas and of action that continues to this day. Since then, our union has been tested many times, through bondage and civil war, segregation and depression, two world wars and the threat of nuclear annihilation. Generations of Americans fought and marched and organized to widen the circle of opportunity and dignity—and we are fighting still. [Yep! We Indies understand perfectly….]
Despite what some say, America is and has always been great—but not because it has been perfect. What makes America great is our unerring belief that we can make it better. We can and we will build a more just economy, a more equal society, and a more perfect union—because we are stronger together. [That’s right, Trump will build a more just economy, a more equal society, and a more perfect union—because the working taxpayers are stronger together.]
Dedicated to any voter who stands for herself or himself and their families and . . . well, knows when they’re being duped by a crooked political party, the Democratic (Nazi) Party and their Fuhrerin, Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption).
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