Monday, September 26, 2016

Through the Crooked Glass: Hillary Clinton (The First Debacle)



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Through the Crooked Glass: Hillary Clinton (The First Debacle)


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | September 26, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


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My Lord… The first debate is now a distant memory, but boy oh boy, did Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption) come out throwing a lot of rabbit punches and low blows at Donald J. Trump . . . proof positive her champagne is running scared. I now realize this is about survival for the Clintons. If Trump gets in, their toast. Can you hear the distinct clanging of the prison cell bars - and Hillary being dragged into her tidy little space, kind of like a cat box of karma for the Queen of Corruption.


I found it interesting that Hillary threw the first proverbial punch with her chubby left hand because her right hand had to hold back the coughing fits. She continued to throw low blows (I guess, when you’re married to Bill, it just happens. Just sayin’.) at Trump but he fought back. No worries for Trump: cold hard facts served as his proverbial steel cup.


So, when did the Queen erupted violently - like a ruptured cold sore pinched between the fingers, fore and aft, of a nervous teenager about to go out with a young law student - and what came out of her insinkerator? Here’s just a tad touch (Is there such a thing as a tad touch of herpes?) of the wickedly cunning statements the old political hag from New York made. Her lies run endlessly; so to illustrate, I purposely picked her opening salvo.


Where expedient, I paraphrased statements. Where appropriate, I quoted directly. My comments are in brackets [].


When asked about the economy, Donald J. Trump said...
We need to bring back jobs.


The Chappaqua, New York Shrew (Insectivora) responded thusly...
He will bring forth the most extreme trickle down economics. "I call it 'Trumped Up' trickle down."
[So funny, I forgot to laugh. Interesting statement coming from a 1%er herself. Please note that Democratic shrews eat beetles, grasshoppers, butterfly and moth larvae, ichneumonid wasps, crickets, spiders, snails, earthworms, slugs, centipedes, and millipedes and working taxpayers.]


The Shrew added...
"He really believes that the more you help  wealthy people, the better off we'll be." [Again, coming from a 1%er herself. Meanwhile, she and Obama want to gouge the working taxpayers to pay for the abyss of healthcare for all democrats, er, Obamacare.]


Dribble, drabble, so sayeth the Shrew...
"I don't buy that. I have a different experience."
[Yes, she does, whereas Trump makes his money the old fashioned way - he earns it, Hillary sucks it from the marrow of the taxpayers - and lives "high off OUR hog."]


Grabeth the tissue box, my Lord. Queen Hillary added...
"He [father] worked really hard..."
[Yeah, so did yours, mine and Trump's. And?]


Oh, watch out for this one. Shrew Hillary, bugs not quite good enough, then let out a brash squeal...
"The more we can do for the middle class..."
[More taxes to pay for your constituency viz-a-viz Obamacare? Hillary helping the middle class is like a Colombian drug lord offering to "fix your necktie." Comfy now?]


Trump, a facts man, got in a few solid punches to Hillary’s large stomach and a quick kick in her bootie...
If companies want to leave with our jobs, we'll tax any products they try to bring back and sell.


To which the quick Shrew parlayed...
The Republican Admin "...took their eyes off of Wall Street."
[Whoa, nilly! Hillary took 22 million dollars for a series of speeches to Wall Street bankers and other 1%ers - and has refused to even release the transcripts? See: Hillary is a Gangsta Crook]


The Crooked Chicago Democratic Machine Shrew then spoketh not with honesty...
"Donald was one of the people who rooted for the housing crises."
[Which you and your husband created with the no doc loans for your low income constituency.]


Shrew, shrew, oh, Hillary much ado...
"We can build a new modern electric grid. That's a lot of jobs!"
[Can you say Solyndra Scandal? See: Obama's Buddy Got 535 Million of YOUR MONEY]


Trump then threw the shrew some proverbial strychnine a la karma...
"Hillary . . . you've been doing this for thirty years: Why are you just thinking about these solutions right now?
[Oh, how she dished up that Ol' Crooked Hillary smile - and some more lies.
"I'm going to have a special prosecutor” if the companies fail to live up to the trade agreements.]
[Sure, sure. Who - AG Lynch? What a crook!]


Trump released a slippery one for the Chicago crime expert - and I do meaneth this most assuredly...
NAFTA was the worst trade deal ever signed by America. And you and your husband supported it. You supported the Trans Pacific Partnership (TPP) and now don’t because I do not and spoke out against it.


Shaking her bottom and curling her tail, the shrew unleashed a doozy, my Lord. Evil Hillary instantly transformed herself into the Crooked Hillary...
"That is just [big smile] not accurate. I, uhh [thinking of even bigger lies] was against it once it [laughing] was finally negotiated [laughing all the way to the bank holdings of the Clinton Foundation]....”


[If Hillary's response here doesn’t tip you off to her crooked ways, nothing will. Remember: your vote for her will seal your family's fate for generations to come.]


Alas, Trump is much smarter than a shrew, even if it’s Hillary C herself...
You called the TPP the 'Gold Standard" of trade deals, Hillary.
[Yep - she was thinking about a lot of gold in her pocket. See: Yep, Hillary's a Crook]


The Queen of Corruption tried to bring the bologna home with her economic plan to destroy America [only she doesn’t admit that to you and your family]...
"People have looked at both of our plans and have concludd that mine would create 10 million [insert low wage service job here: hamburger flipper, barista, oil technician, teacher's aid, etc.] and yours would lose us 3 1/2 million [insert low wage service job here: hamburger flipper, barista, oil technician, teacher's aid, etc.] jobs.


Hiccup! Drunk on shame, HC2H continued...
“My plan won't add a penny to the debt...
[Crickets chirping, silence, looks of confusion. What does that mean? Obama's minion will not raise the debt any higher than 20 trillion. Oh, Thank God! . . .  yeah, right.]


Yep, Crooked Hillary and her gang of thieves (1%ers Mark Cuban, George Soros, Warren Buffett, et al. and the welfare lifers) want to rob your family’s economic future for their personal piggy banks. Well? Are you going to let them?


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