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If I Only Had a Brain…Facts and Common Sense to the Contrary: Ten Reasons I Support Hillary Rodham Clinton for President
By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | October 16, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)
(Paid for by the Chlamydia to Select Hillary Clinton for President of the 1% and I, Hillary Rodham Clinton, approve this massage.)
1/ I take Hillary and that of her lapdogs, the Left Wing Mediums, at their word that Donald J. Trump is “unfit” to be president. (See: Trump 2016)
2/ I take Hillary at her word that her lies are due to “misconceptions” - and that the billions in “donations” to the Clinton Foundation are construed as “pay-to-play” - that they’re merely “charitable gifts” and not out-and-out bribes which threaten to sell America and her citizens and legal residents into slavery.
3/ I take Hillary at her word that the safety of my family, my children and grandchildren, will be completely protected with her proposed open borders and legalization of upwards of twenty million unvetted illegal aliens.
4/ I take Hillary at her word that our economy and the livelihood of my family will not suffer from her proposed open borders and legalization of upwards of twenty million unvetted illegal aliens.
5/ I take Hillary at her word that with Barack Obama’s Nuclear Iran Scam, nuclear war is no longer a threat to America, and thusly to my family - because the two crooked, demented and sad Democrats both say so.
6/ I take Hillary at her word that she told her Wall Street Johns that she respects me and my “kind” even though she has “two faces” which she wears in public, the ugly one, and the lying one; and she told her Brazilian Johns that open borders and free-flowing immigrants are her “biggest and most wonderfullest dream come true!” (Bill’s untimely death accepting) Oh, and Abraham Lincoln made her do it.
7/ In the case I vote for Hillary, unlucky - skip!
8/ I take Hillary at her word that she needs the “deplorables,” the working taxpayers, to pay for her proposed massive welfare spending (President Obama’s legacy) for her adored Welfare Lifers and Illegals (the Democratic Party’s lifelong supporters), in order to please her bosses, Warren Buffett, George Soros, Saudi Arabia, China, et al.
9/ I take Hillary at her word that by the time she reaches her first 1000 days, the dollar will collapse; my job will disappear to an illegal or someone who speaks a language other than English, and/or deflate to a minimum wage job; the greatest depression ever will forever destroy America . . . and my family will be enslaved to the Clinton Foundation’s biggest donors (individuals and nations) - but that it won’t be her fault. By that time, the key phrase will be, “What difference at this point does it make?”
10/ I take Hillary at her word that, “You can’t fix stupid.” Or can you?
Don’t be fooled by Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption). Yeah, well, Donald J. Trump is no angel but his worst traits are saintly compared to HC2H’s best. If you don’t take that to the bank on November 8th, Hillary will take you to the cleaners - and along for a Chicago-style “one way ride.”
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