Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Rapper's Delight: Lin-Manuel Miranda vs. Bathhouse John in a Sound Stage Yarn

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Rapper's Delight: Lin-Manuel Miranda vs. Bathhouse John in a Sound Stage Yarn

By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | November 29, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)

Somewhere in a land far, far away from sanity, two giants of the political arena duke it out in a rap battle of historic proportions. (Psst: a sound stage somewhere in the Tribeca “hood” of New York City.)


Illegal Immigration

MIRANDA
If I've told you once-
I've told you thrice,
My peops need a place,
In this space...to congregate,
Ain’t nothing back home,
From whence they came,
No food, jobs, safety, electric hums,
Dee Yanquis sure got it made!

BATHHOUSE JOHN
If I've told you once-
I've told you thrice,
My peops need a place,
To raise their families and be safe.
We know you shain’t go home,
From whence you roam,
No food, jobs, safety, electric hums,
Ain’t that your country's conundrum?


The Wall

BATHHOUSE JOHN
Yo, Miranda!

MIRANDA
What up, G?

BATHHOUSE JOHN
What's the big deal, this great wall, to someday see?

MIRANDA
Never, never, never, over my dead body-

BATHHOUSE JOHN
Don't be so sedate when truth will but comply-

MIRANDA
Me, oh, my! A wall's an offense to me - worse than an STD.

BATHHOUSE JOHN
“I see!” said Mr. Blind, caught without a way to slither in, not even on a creeping vine.

MIRANDA
No, no, that's OK, Mr. BJ!
A wall's “no bueno” to me and my company,
Now I suggest you take your bricks au lay,
And shove them where even the devil won’t play.

BATHHOUSE JOHN
Contraire savoir-faire . . . the inverse plays better,
Murderers, rapists, even drug running thug clutter,
May take a lesson from their own history - remember?
Pancho Villa wouldn’t put up with this and neither will us either.

A Tag Team unfolds. In jumps George “Globalist Goober” Soros  to back up his homie, Lin-Manuel Miranda.

SOROS
Meine Gute, slave labor's the game - a wall?
A huge impediment to Wall Street and profits insane,
This is a story even The King of horror cannot draft,
Look out America, you’re gonna see your dollar fall flat.

In jumps Angela “The Hunny” Merkel  to back up her homie, Bathhouse John.

MERKEL
Gather ‘round kids and let me sing,
Boy, oh, boy, have I seen such a thing,
Europe's illegal immigrants have caused such a clatter,
I decided to deport quite a few hundred thousand on a silver platter.

MIRANDA hugs and kisses Soros on the lips.

BATHHOUSE JOHN hugs but refuses to kiss MERKEL (who’s OK with it); they shake hands.


Obamacare

MIRANDA
Oh, my, kiss the man on the lips,
Obama, Obama, believe me I tried,
What a hunk-

BATHHOUSE JOHN
Yo, Miranda - stick to the point of this row!
Your dope don’t even rhyme-

MIRANDA
Sure, sure, my domineering fiend,
I'll properly oar the row,
The Alt Right wants to shut down BO's greatest show
On earth - HIS freebies to his peops are now blowin' in the wind.
And burnin' deep in the fires of economic sin.


Welfare

BATHHOUSE JOHN
Willing welfare lifers, most lazy, full o' excuses,
Of why they just take and take and take,
Leavin' the working taxpayers to eat the crappiest of crape,
Left over by the Dems Wizard of Oz - a trivial Dr. Seuss!

MIRANDA
Whoa, there, Flo, this ain’t no commercial!
Stop stereotypin' the peops who just take from shills!
Too stupid to stand up and shout, "No, more - I'm no dill!"
Get your own damn healthcare and leave my shekels, my own wallet to fill.


WDC - The Swamp

MIRANDA
That swamp is my pool,
Swimming ‘round and playin' the fool.
Alligators, snakes all are my best friends,
Most of all Soros with another trick just 'round the bend.
(Break Dances)

BATHHOUSE JOHN
G - Don’t you think I know, fool!
Playin' like doobied up kids, snackin' till you drool?
The Demi insiders captain the ship of greed,
Low ridin' along like Catherine the Great with her favorite steed.
(Disco dances)

Radical Islamic Terrorist

BATHHOUSE JOHN
Radical Islamic Terrorists - so I said the words?
What's up with Obama who won't utter the scourge?
Is he a phony, nothin’ but two pieces of baloney?
Another crooked Chicago pol - someone's Alt Left cronie?
"Allahu Akbar!" amidst death sounds awful - nay stuffy?

MIRANDA
Hey, fool, don’t mess with my downtown homies!
I'm tired of hearing the same 'ol, same ‘ol blow mes.
What gives dog, if they wear a hijab and a berka for ease?
As long as they salute the flag and yell beforehand, it don’t bother me.
"Allahu Akbar!" amidst death sounds awful tough, see?


No rappers were intended to be offended.

Unless you’re a Willing Welfare Lifer, 1%er, or just plain stupid, don’t be fooled by the Democratic Nazi Party of America, or their presidential selection, Barack Obama. The globalists are running scared. Yeah, well, Donald J. Trump is no angel but his worst traits are saintly compared to the DNPA’s best. If you don’t take that to the bank, the DNPA will take you to the cleaners - and along for a Chicago-style “one way ride.”

© 2016 Vox Populi. All laughs reserved on content crafted anew. Whether you like or hate what you read, feel free to share this with your friends and enemies. The 2016 Election is personal and as an Indie Voter . . . I support President-Elect Donald J. Trump. (jvhoffmannjr.blogspot.com)



Saturday, November 26, 2016

George Soros Sings Hardrock...

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George Soros Sings Hardrock...


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | November 26, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


“Rickshaw To Heaven” sung by George “Globalist Goober” Soros to the classic tune, “Stairway To Heaven” by Led Zeppelin (See: Song)

Der’s a Frau Clinton in die sewer
Alles dat sparkles ist nicht gut
Und Hillary’s stealing a rickshaw to heben

Ven sie ist der sie knows
If der Clinton Foundation goes broke
Mit a lie can sie finagle vat sie invokes

Fool…und Hillary’s stealing a rickshaw to heben

Der’s a Nazi and American flag on her wall
Yet sie wants to hold true
Becuz we know sie has two personas

In Bill’s fly by a crook
Der’s a prostitute who slaves
Oftentimes many of our coughs are STDs

Fools! I’m a former Nazi goober
Fools! I’m a former Nazi goober

Der’s an itch dat I got
Ven I hooked up with Bill’s best
Und my crotch cries out, “No more cream!”

Hillary’s kinda dumb, you see?
A pig in a poke, Haiti’s fait accompli
With the CF’s pockets lined like a slop trough

Fools! I’m a former Nazi goober
Fools! I’m a former Nazi goober

Und Bill cried too soon, as Hillary screamed
Dat die RNC will lead us to doom
Und Herr Trump will be seen like a pawn
Fur dose who vote by bong
Und die pot constituency bellows with chuckles

Ven John Podesta hustles die crowd out
Que sera sera saps
Dis ist time fur me, Mister Baldy, Mister Clean

Ja, Mr. Soros ist on die prowl, man
With all due respect now
Grandpa George can make dings all right again

Und dis sounds like my dems on crack

Bill’s head ist coming and going
Just ask those in die know
Die bagpiper from Park Ridge shouts

Hey floozies, stop your bellowing
Meine Gute
Die pudding’s proof ist in the sealed files

Corruption ist die way, die path
Welfare lifers, 1%ers, illegals, stupidos
We all know who die real floozy ist
A vision of purity covered in yellow snow
Thinkin’ the CF’s rollin’ in die dough
Und if you open your eyes
Dis song will make YOU come-
To know Clinton and Obama are done!
Nothing less, nothing more


Und Hillary’s stealing a rickshaw to heben



Unless you’re a Willing Welfare Lifer, 1%er, or just plain stupid, don’t be fooled by the Democratic Nazi Party of America, or their presidential selection, Barack Obama. The globalists are running scared. Yeah, well, Donald J. Trump is no angel but his worst traits are saintly compared to the DNPA’s best. If you don’t take that to the bank, the DNPA will take you to the cleaners - and along for a Chicago-style “one way ride.”



© 2016 Vox Populi. All laughs reserved on content crafted anew. Whether you like or hate what you read, feel free to share this with your friends and enemies. The 2016 Election is personal and as an Indie Voter . . . I support President-Elect Donald J. Trump. (jvhoffmannjr.blogspot.com)

The Electoral College and Protection from Left Wing Tyranny

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The Electoral College and Protection from Left Wing Tyranny

By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | November 26, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)

"Government had to recognize significant opposing interests and give each a sufficient power to protect itself." ("The Summer of 1787", David O. Stewart, NY: Simon & Schuster, 2007.)

The Democratic Nazi Party of America and their Fuhrer, globalist goober, George Soros, are shaking in their jackboots. Dr. Jill "Pothead" Stein, undoubtedly pushed and paid for by the Globalist Goober, George Soros, the Democratic Nazi Party of America, lame ducker, President Obama, and naturally the Clinton Crime Family, "raised money" for a recount in Wisconsin, and possibly Michigan and Pennsylvania  . . . where the Queen of Corruption lost a close election in spite of the voter fraud sanctioned and promoted by the Fleece in Chief himself, Barack.  

Further, a lot has been said about whether or not the Electoral College is necessary and in fact "undemocratic" and that, we're it not a part of our election process, so decry the Alt Left, Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption) would now be poised to "carry on Obama's legacy." Let's examine that and other issues.

If we were to just count the popular vote, it appears on the grainy surface that HC2H would have won, however that does not take into account the potential millions of illegals and jackbooted "Blue Shirts" hired by the DNPA to defraud the working taxpayers once again viz-z-viz dead voters, multiple voters, ballot box stuffing, etc.  By all accounts, Trump might have actually won by the inverse difference these radicals are claiming. Now, Chicago, New York and Los Angeles alone, strongholds of the DNPA - urban, welfarized, illegal alien infused - are true democratic strongholds if you throw in the stupid working taxpayers and the greedy globalist 1%ers who support them, too.

Now . . . why should a moderate to conservative suburban, and/or rural voter have to live by the rules that govern a left wing urban voter? Or vice versa? They should not. When the Fleece in Chief signs his cheap signature to expensive office paper and creates another "executive order" (ie. because he has no legal ground to stand on), and which only benefits the radical left end of the spectrum - his followers - for greedy, selfish reasons, why should all Americans have to suffer? (Think: transgender bathroom issue or illegal aliens.) Likewise, just because a majority of crazy Californians, New Yorkers and Illinoisans vote for the Queen of Corruption, why should voters in those same states all feel like they are forced to do the same? They don't - if the electoral college operates properly.

Originally designed to create a balance between the slave states and the free states, ironically the EC currently serves to balance the slave powers (DNPA, George Soros, and their ilk)  and the free, the working taxpayers. The Electoral College currently operates on a "winner-take-all" scenario (with the exception of Maine)  which means if HC2H wins 51 votes out of 100 - she gets all of the electoral votes from say California (55, a number which represents the total number of representatives and senators). The EC (the rhetorical opposite of EBT) was designed to protect the voice of the minority from the majority (Just like in 2016 - the working taxpayers from the greedy DNPA welfare state). But what about the Willing Welfare Class and their offshoot, the Illegal Alien Class? Don't they deserve the freebies galore as much as we working taxpayers deserve to not have to pay for them? Yes and yes. OK, and?

Back to the EC. Though I stereotype a wee bit, urban voters want to live their lives in a certain left wing, hybridized Road Warrior-3 Stooges sort of way; sad and demented, but nevertheless their choice. And suburban/rural voters want to live their lives in a certain moderate to right wing way, kinda traditional, and nevertheless their choice. Consider the following adaptations which would make the process fairer for both sides:

1/ Eliminate the EC altogether if every voter, like a driver of a motor vehicle, had to have a VOTER ID to eliminate the DNPA (OK, or perhaps the Repubs) from soiling if not stealing the elections. This specious argument that IDs are racist, discriminatory, etc, is only valid if eating Borscht soup at George Soros' Globalist Summit held every year in his one acre outhouse. This adaptation would vaguely represent “one man, one vote.” More on that below.

2/ Each state could award the electors based upon the winning percentage of the popular vote per candidate (like Maine).

3/ Each county could award one elector based upon the winning percentage of the popular vote per candidate. I would strongly argue that this concept could also be used to pass all tax laws and would be much fairer to the working taxpayers actually paying for the cost increases levied by said taxes.

The one man-one vote argument is erroneous to be sure. For example, Los Angeles County has a large percentage of inhabitants that pay little if any direct taxes. Wait! False, some Lefties cry out. Hold on: if the working taxpayers give tax money to Citizen Q that they use to buy a TV and in the process pay a sales tax, the working taxpayer actually pays the tax. It's that simple. The recent plastic bag tax that the Golden Fleece State recently instituted, to reportedly "stem the tide of plastic bag malfeasance", EXCLUDES EBT ("Eat Better Today") users but, you guessed it, not the working taxpayers.

Urban areas are over inflated population centers and therefore one cannot say that 10 million L.A. County residents have the right to tell 19,o00 Inyo County residents how to live, let alone how to spend their money. Consider this crazy scenario: a law raising a per household tax on electricity use is instituted but because 15 people live at 1520 Los Angeles Drive and only 4 live in 1588 Inyo Road that the rate in the former is lower per capita due to higher numbers and higher in the latter due to lower numbers. Confused? It is what occurs daily to the working taxpayers in this country.

As an aside, it could be argued that only those who work (or worked and now retired) and pay taxes should be able to vote on any tax measures. The current situation allows the DNPA's base constituency with "no skin in the game," the ever ballooning Willing Welfare Class and their off shoot, the Illegals, to vote newer tax laws into existence - to benefit themselves - knowing full well they do not have to pay for that tax. Talk about DNPA tyranny!

In closing, unless reforms are adopted as described above, the Electoral College is a wholeheartedly democratic institution which protects the minority, the largely moderate to right wing suburban/rural voters from the tyranny of the monstrous majority, the largely left wing, DNPA dependent urban voters.

Let’s look at a basic county by county analysis of the 2016 Election results. This is an eye opener and the ratios are approximate. (See: State/County Results) If you have nothing but time on your hands, analyze the individual county results as well. No wonder our country is divided and the working taxpayers are angry; their hands are being raked in the California-style welfare wildfire.

State/County By County Results...
California by county (2-1 HC2H/Greatest Welfare state in the history of the world!)
Washington State (2-1 Trump)
Oregon (3-1 Trump)
Nevada (6-1 Trump)
Colorado (2-1 Trump)
New Mexico (2-1 Trump)
Illinois (3-1 Trump)
Minnesota (3-1 Trump)
Virginia (3-1 Trump)
New York (2-1 Trump)

How do we protect the rights of the working taxpayers who pay the bills from those who want us to pay, and pay, and pay, and pay...?

Unless you’re a Willing Welfare Lifer, 1%er, or just plain stupid, don’t be fooled by the Democratic Nazi Party of America, or their presidential selection, Barack Obama. The globalists are running scared. Yeah, well, Donald J. Trump is no angel but his worst traits are saintly compared to the DNPA’s best. If you don’t take that to the bank, the DNPA will take you to the cleaners - and along for a Chicago-style “one way ride.”


© 2016 Vox Populi. All laughs reserved on content crafted anew. Whether you like or hate what you read, feel free to share this with your friends and enemies. The 2016 Election is personal and as an Indie Voter . . . I support President-Elect Donald J. Trump. (jvhoffmannjr.blogspot.com)


Monday, November 21, 2016

Liberalism: The Musical (Another Inane Story Put to Bipartisan Sound)

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Liberalism: The Musical (Another Inane Story Put to Bipartisan Sound)

By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | November 21, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)

“It makes no difference what you want me to say. I’m not here so you can like me . . . I’m here to tell the truth. I have to obey God before I depend on what you’re going to think about me.” (Pastor Carl Brown, Frances & Friends, Wednesday, November 16, 2016)


In light of the fact that the musical, Hamilton, created such a s***storm when a dubious cast member attacked Vice President-Elect, Mike Pence, at a public showing recently (See: Who's Zoomin' Who?), in honor of such a silly show, Vox Populi’s, Bathhouse John, has written his musical version of Lin-Manuel Miranda’s intentional morass of racial turpitude and fantasy steeped in implied justice and hardcore liberalism; whatever that means.


CHARACTERS

Lin-Manuel MIRANDA (Playwright, Left Wing Radical)

BATHHOUSE JOHN (Voice of Reason, Independent Voter)

WAITRESS (Working Taxpayer)

RIOTERS (Democratic Party paid “Blue Shirts”)

George SOROS (Cracked and Greedy Billionaire, Goober of the Globalists)

OFFICIAL (Mexican Consulate)


...INDITAS…

ACT I

Christmas Eve in the City of San Bernardino, East Baseline Road between North Arrowhead Avenue and North Mountain View Avenue. An anomalous snow blankets the ground and falls in great flakes; clouds are abound. MIRANDA and BATHHOUSE JOHN are dressed in winter attire and walk west trying to hold a respectful conversation. SOROS appears later and is dressed in a tee shirt, shorts and flip flops.

BATHHOUSE JOHN
(Shivers)
This liberal winter hitting America after Trump’s election is frigid. Protests are like chic nowadays no thanks to the Democratic Nazi Party of America and their leader, George Soros . . . though they do fuel the underground economy.

MIRANDA
(Flippantly)
As President Obama says, talk less, and shake the foundation more. Your White leader is trying to take away our insurance policy for that rainy day down the road: illegal immigrants.

Both stop in front of a Mexican Restaurant and break out into the song, “Illegal Immigration (The Dems Insurance Policy)” sung to the melody, “Long Twin Silver Line” by Bob Seger. (See: Long Twin Silver Line)

BATHHOUSE JOHN
Yeah, the coyotes keep on movin’
Movin’ ‘em across the Grande
Boy the numbers sure scare me - hell
Not sure there ever goin’ back

MIRANDA
These coyotes sure take ‘em far
Yep, yep, sure ain’t goin’ back
The illegals are as happy as larks
Financial freedom’s a local perk

Illegal immigration
Illegal immigration
The Dems insurance policy

Illegal immigration
Illegal immigration
The Dems insurance policy

The two thespians are interrupted in this Oscar and Hammerstein musical by the sound of a wino vomiting. The two stop and watch as the goo smothers the ground while standing in front of a transmission shop in operation; the entire scenario (the vomit and the transmission shop) reminds MIRANDA of something…

MIRANDA
(SMILES)
The Democrats cannot lose the election because the people, my type of people, will always need someone to pay for their care.

BATHHOUSE JOHN
(Disgusted)
You mean the Democratic Nazi Party of America cannot lose the election because of high cost programs your peops don’t have to pay for.  

Both break out into the song, “Obamacare (Ob, Ob, Ob)” sung to the melody, “Magic” by Pilot. (See: Magic)

MIRANDA
Ob-, Ob-, Ob-
It’s Obamacare
May you always go
To the doctor’s - pro bo
You’ll never pay, you're poor
Ob-, Ob-, Ob-
It’s Obamacare


BATHHOUSE JOHN
Always have to pay
Never given anything
Paying the premiums monthly
By cash - in, by check - in
By payroll deductions . . . up the a**
Bill Clinton even said, “It’s the craziest thing…”

The two segue into a duo song and dance routine singing, “Higher Taxes (It Ain’t My Problem)” sung to the melody, “Tax Man” by The Beatles. (See: Taxman)

BOTH
Come here skivvy
Here’s the big deal
I get the freebies
You pay the bill

“Higher Taxes (It Ain’t My Problem)”

If your not happy
Don’t come cryin’ to me
Obama’s welfare state
Makes every taxpay'r a slave

“Higher Taxes (It Ain’t My Problem)”

MIRANDA and BATHHOUSE JOHN approach an Italian restaurant as a black Chihuahua darts across the street and causes a near collision. Both enter the restaurant, and take a seat.

WAITRESS delivers two glasses of champagne to the table, which changes the scope of the dialogue and leads to rhymes, takes their orders and exits...


BATHHOUSE JOHN
(Reads menu)
I’ll get the chick-

MIRANDA
(Interjects)
I’ll get the bee-

BATHHOUSE JOHN
(Interjects)
You’ll get nothing but sore and smelly feet stumping for her. I have fought far and wide to be one of Donald J. Trump’s aide-de-camps in this election.

MIRANDA
Hillary will triumph! This I guarantee to-

BATHHOUSE JOHN
She won’t even admit to radical Islamic terrorists.

The two break out into the song, “Out of Sight - Out of Mind/On My Mind (Radical Islamic Terrorists)” sung to the melody, “Out of Touch” by Hall and Oates. (See: Out Of Touch)

MIRANDA
Terrorist - is all you crow
Can’t trust the mother, sister or Khom
Try to connect to Russia’s embassy
Politics is power - mixed all in with champagne

BATHHOUSE JOHN
Que sera sera - I assume
Offer 40 virgins and they’ll never not come
Obama’s crazy generous
Safety ain’t no concern bro
BO blows

MIRANDA
(Toasts)
Out of sight - out of mind (Radical Islamic Terrorists)!

BATHHOUSE JOHN
(Toasts)
Out of sight - on my mind (Radical Islamic Terrorists)!

BOTH
Can’t trust the opp (3x)

The noise of the busy restaurant breaks the inaction.

MIRANDA
(Studies glass up close, s**** grin)
Ever since meeting Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, viz-a-viz my Broadway smash, Hamilton - I’ve been smitten and cannot forget them.

WAITRESS delivers food and exits. BATHHOUSE JOHN eats quietly as the lights dim and MIRANDA breaks out into the song,“My Obama (Does It Good)” sung to the melody, “My Love” by Paul McCartney. (See: My Love)

MIRANDA
(Studies glass as he sings)
Oh, you are both debonair
And I have to say, my pols are crystal clear
No doubt, liberalism flush and flutter
My Obama (does it good)

Obamacare, Obama phones
My Obama (does it good)

MIRANDA eats quietly as the lights brighten and BATHHOUSE JOHN breaks out into the song,“Hillary’s Cracked” sung to the melody, “Bad Blood” by Neil Sedaka. (See: Bad Blood)

BATHHOUSE JOHN
Libs stuck it to me, it frankly was really cruel
The prez stuffed a bunch of s*** down all our tubes
He promised us hope ‘n change but gave us the mange
Hillary’s now on deck and ready to wreck the whole damn thang

Hillary’s (Hillary’s) cracked (cracked)
Queenie’s no bonafide
Lies, cheats and steals
Makes you wanna cry

The WAITRESS returns with the check…

MIRANDA
I’m not paying for this mush. Besides, it runs counter to my fiber and we Dems like to fuss.

BATHHOUSE JOHN
I figured as much so I brought my checkbook.

WAITRESS
Sorry, Mr. Working ‘Round the Clock, but we absolutely cannot accept that for fear you’re a crook.  

BATHHOUSE JOHN
(Pulls out credit card)
Naturally…

After paying the bill, and as MIRANDA holds carryout, the two thespians exit…

MIRANDA
(SHOUTS)
Trump won! It’s done.

MIRANDA exits first, slamming the door in BATHHOUSE JOHN’S face, as half the patrons cry and half shout with joy.

Outside again, the snow has stopped and the sun shines bright. However, RIOTERS, Democratic Party paid “Blue Shirts” form on the street making MIRANDA happy and BATHHOUSE JOHN nervous as the two walk west.


ACT II

Outside a pawn shop, MIRANDA stops abruptly and faces BATHHOUSE JOHN. He recklessly tosses the carryout onto the ground where the Chihuahua seen earlier, consumes it.

MIRANDA
I have a confession to make. I have been having a menage a trois with the DNPA and George Soros.

BATHHOUSE JOHN
(Shocked)
Eww! Literally?

MIRANDA
(Resigned)
No! Figuratively! (Drops head in shame) But it’s just as bad.

BATHHOUSE JOHN
No s***!

BATHHOUSE JOHN breaks out into the song,“I’m A Clown With George Soros” sung to the melody, “Open Sesame” by Kool and the Gang. (See: Open Sesame)

BATHHOUSE JOHN
Big oaf, Soros!

I’m a clown with George Soros
The crabs!

Chlamydia mit dem Soros
Goats even seem to run afar
Whenever he’s around-

MIRANDA
All right. Enough! This broadway ditty isn’t working.

SUDDENLY . . . George SOROS appears from behind a flower shop dressed like an off-kilter Californian (as described above).

SOROS
Gentleman: you blame me when in fact you should blame each other. Why bother an old billion dollar man, who’s neither hither nor tither, and in the scheme of things, but a sliver? (To himself) America will die quicker than a shrew with a bad ticker. (laughs deviously)

MIRANDA
(Angry)
He’s right! Look around. BATHHOUSE JOHN, you’re but a fiend.

RIOTERS attack motorists, destroy property and burn down buildings.

BATHHOUSE JOHN
Alles klar, Herr Kommissar, if you but say it’s true by far?

SOROS
(Holds out weapons)
Go at it. Choose your weapon.

MIRANDA quickly grabs a Tax Bill, sharp and deadly if you pay for it. BATHHOUSE JOHN is left with a Certificate of Responsibility sharp and deadly if you don’t abide by it. The duo take ten paces, turn and slice each other. They both injure themselves seriously with deep, deep cuts. SOROS sees they’re both weak and moves in for the kill. RIOTERS gather round.

SOROS breaks out into the Globalism Medley:

“Santa Soros” sung to the melody, “Santa Baby” by Madonna (See: Santa Baby);

SOROS
Santa Soros, give me a ten dollar gig for free
Riotin’ a lot over America is easy
Santa Soros, push for social welfare a lot.

“Welfare Sucked the Tax Money Dry” sung to the melody, “Video Killed The Radio Star” by The Buggles (See: Video Killed...);

SOROS
Half the damn country’s now on frickin’ EBT
Waitin’ for the next Obama honey sweet freebie
I’m too old to fight the mucking fees
Mr. Soros-

You are such a really greedy seed
Takin’ control of our vast economy
No doubt you’re makin’ tons of money - you thief

I know Obama’s your puppet
When will this all end? (2x)

Welfare sucked the tax money dry
Welfare sucked the tax money dry

“Liberals Versus Independents” sung to the melody, “Tonight” (Reprise) by Bernstein and Sondheim. This includes a varied, albeit short, dance number and a muddled soundtrack coupled with the lyrics . . . admittedly. (See: Tonight - Syncs at 2:17)

SOROS
(As the liberal)
Freebies are not going away,
Go fly a kite!
Obamacare’s not going gray
Right!
Working taxpayers humbly
Ask for relief
They’re payin’ the bills
They’re the shills!

SOROS
(As the independent)
Working taxpayers ‘re slapping ‘em
down!
Tired of the burden payin’ for these
clowns!
We beg for mercy but no more
curtsies
Whether the libs agree or not
Obamacare’s gone and so much
more!

While SOROS proudly admires himself, deus ex machina occurs as an OFFICIAL from the Mexican Consulate approaches MIRANDA and BATHHOUSE JOHN, hands them both a shot of tequila, whispers in their ears, distributes a plethora of tequila bottles to the RIOTERS, then whispers in the ears of the RIOTERS and points to SOROS. As the Theme From Jaws (See: Theme From Jaws) erupts cryptically, MIRANDA, BATHHOUSE JOHN and the RIOTERS realize the globalist scheme, and figuratively tear Soros limb from limb as a nearby Clock Tower strikes midnight (See: Big Ben Strikes Midnight) - the sign it’s Christmas Day.


...VEGE...


Unless you’re a Willing Welfare Lifer, 1%er, or just plain stupid, don’t be fooled by the Democratic Nazi Party of America, or their presidential selection, Barack Obama. The globalists are running scared. Yeah, well, Donald J. Trump is no angel but his worst traits are saintly compared to the DNPA’s best. If you don’t take that to the bank, the DNPA will take you to the cleaners - and along for a Chicago-style “one way ride.”


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