Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Silver and Gold: Hillary “Time to Move On” Clinton, the Crooked Chicago Machine Moll, has a 79% chance of Winning the Election...

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Silver and Gold: Hillary “Time to Move On” Clinton, the Crooked Chicago Machine Moll, has a 79% chance of Winning the Election So says Sam the Snowman from his Beverly Hills Mansion in Hell


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi |  June 29, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


Hm. Let’s examine similar odds:


Big Bill Clinton will be faithful to his wife;


Hillary will take a pill to make her good looking - and it will work;


Hillary will admit that she habitually lies;


The Crooked Chicago Democratic Machine (Remember Rahm, Barack’s bosom buddy?), Hillary’s monstrous benefactor, will suddenly be transparent and actually care about its citizens;


Fast food will be healthy;


Rape victims will honor Bill Clinton with an honorary award;


Arkansas will honor the Clintons with an honorary award for their work with Vince Foster and the Rose Law Firm;


Benghazi will finally be attributed to, as Hillary and Barack put it, “A Youtube video”;


Gary Byrne’s expose’ of the Clinton White House, ("Crisis of Character") will turn out to be fiction;


Michael Jordan will rejoin the Chicago Bulls as a starter;


Hillary and Barack admit that The Benghazi Four, J. Christopher Stevens, Sean Smith, Glen Doherty, and Tyrone S. Woods, died because of the secretary’s and president’s stupidity, inexperience and crass attitudes toward their personnel;


Pete Rose will be eligible for the MLB Hall of Fame;


Lake Michigan will spring a leak and drain all of its fresh water;


Chicago will start getting ITS drinking water from the Chicago River and it will be lead free;


California, the “Golden Fleece State”, one of the most expensive welfare programs in world history (it puts the Soviet Union to shame), and a social laboratory which would make Karl Marx and Fidel Castro jump for joy hand-in-hand with Chicago’s native son, will no longer house ⅓ of the nation’s welfare recipients;


Or to use the “Will it rain in Southern California?” level of reasoning: there is a 79% chance that it might rain.

Crooked Hillary, Madam Prez . . . Yeah, right!


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Wildly Popular “Native American Spokesperson,” Elizabeth Warren (D - Kepler 452b), and Her Farcical Cherokee Connection

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Wildly Popular “Native American Spokesperson,” Elizabeth Warren (D - Kepler 452b), and Her Farcical Cherokee Connection


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi |  June 29, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


Don’t send in the clowns just yet - they’re crying. The Massachusetts Farceur, Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren, is in the tent indulging gullible audiences with her shtick. Forget about the ethnic connection. Consider this: If Elizabeth Warren (D - Kepler 452b) lied to us about something so valued as her heritage just to get a job at a tenured position at a university, what makes you think she wouldn’t lie about something so " insignificant" in her mind as campaign issues - hence promises to the American people - just to get a job in the White House?


As a side note, I think I might be related to John F. Kennedy. (Fat chance!) But, let’s face it, I wouldn’t tell anybody this publically? (Oops!) Time to run for public office - at least in Massachusetts.


Now consider this: Sure, a white woman, Rachel Dolezal (NAACP Leader Questioned), claims to be black and the Liberal Mediums jump all over her. How dare she consider herself African American? Yet, when “Pocahontas” claims to be Native American, the Liberal Mediums (They’ve got the pulse of all Americans!) say very little. My view? This is “textbook racism” (I hate to quote the Wizard of Cheese from Whiskey - but I just did!).


But why did the LM act so? Pure racism. Here it is with the bark off: “How dare a white woman insult the African Americans? Unacceptable!” OR, “Oh . . . a white woman insulted the Native Americans? Well . . . that’s par for the course in American History. Acceptable.” Shameful.


The Liberal Mediums owe Ms. Dolezal a very public apology.


I have to ask: Why doesn’t Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren just get a DNA test to prove once and for all she’s Cherokee? Gee, I wonder. Hm. It’s possible to do so (DNA Testing). For the Cherokee People, one of America’s ethnic treasures, I guess that’s a good thing she doesn’t. Interestingly, when Hillary’s “Warpath Warren” (D - Kepler 452b) ran for Senate against Scott Brown (R - MA), a campaign fraught with, you guessed it - “sweet little Democratic lies” - it was noted that (Warren on the Warpath) when she applied for her cozy “little” university job, she “said she was white and then checked the box saying she is Native American, and then she changed her profile in the law directory once she made her tenure." (Krieg, “Here’s the Deal…”, CNN)


Bottom line? Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren is a fraud and an insult to the Native American community for lying about her heritage to gain a position RESERVED for someone who truly is descended from such a great people. Isn’t that fundamentally why our government makes us check off those “little” boxes?

The Native Americans, like an old man outside the California Theater in downtown San Berdoo, are getting robbed again by this white woman - this time of their blood. Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren owes Native Americans a public apology, too.


(C) 2016 Vox Populi. All laughs reserved on content crafted anew.


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