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Historic Gettysburg: Lincoln Inspires Trump
By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | October 22, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)
Thank God! Trump’s first 100 days have been laid out for us at the hallowed ground of Gettysburg Battlefield, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. The 45th president to be gave a heralded speech (See: Lincoln Inspires Trump) today, Saturday, October 22, where he punctuated his campaign with words from America’s greatest speech, from America’s greatest president, Abraham Lincoln. (See: Gettysburg Address) Trump touched upon the fact that his ennobled campaign is clearly “of the people, by the people, [and] for the people” - unlike Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary’s (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption) which is largely funded by the 1%, foreign powers and a few Hollywood flunkies and floozies.
Within his first 100 days, President Trump has promised to heal the nation’s wounds caused by greedy President Obama, his shadow, shady Hillary, and the Democratic Nazi Party of America (DNPA). He also promised to immediately establish a sane, safe immigration policy which protects Americans - not the desires of the insidious DNPA which seeks massive immigration (legal and illegal) coupled with massive welfare spending on said immigrants to ensure a long lasting, dependent constituency for future elections to come . . . at working taxpayers expense both literally and figuratively.
President Trump will push term limits, something both parties fear (You see now the real reason Trump is hated by both sides: he is truly an un-candidate, an independent temporarily stuck in the Republican label but representing all hardworking American taxpayers. Thus endeth the lesson.)
President Trump will also ban criminal lobbying - the life’s blood of the Corrupt Clinton Machine.
Needless to say, while HCCH was reportedly touring a prophylactic factory in Saudi Arabia with her husband Bill in tow, the Clinton champagne responded to Trump's remarks after inhaling a little blunt to be as honest as possible… "Over the last few weeks, Donald Trump has further proven that he is temperamentally fit and dangerously over-qualified to serve as president and commander-in-chief," stated Corey "David - I'm a Krooked Klansman" Dukes, the Clinton champagne state director of the Democratic Nazi Party of America. "His unprecedented refusal to say he will accept defeat in this election against a cheap shill like Hill and his rhetoric and actions that upgrade and honor women have shown that he has built his decisive campaign on tearing our country from the greedy hands of the 1%, foreign donors to the Clinton Foundation and naturally the enemy of working taxpayers, Willing Welfare Lifers."
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Come on people, get your family, friends, co-workers and frenemies (One in the same?) to the polling places on Tuesday, November 8th - and take our country back from the crooked Chicago Democratic Machine which aims to destroy our beautiful country. Don’t let this November Gang of Thieves steal our country, so, as Lincoln stated so eloquently long ago, “that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom - and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.” Your vote is like the musket fire on Cemetery Hill at Gettysburg. It saved the Union then. We need you to fire now. Vote Trump! I did....
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y to warm up the crowd for GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump at Eisenhower Hotel in Gettysburg just after noon on Saturday, Oct. 22, 2016.