Thursday, December 1, 2016

Left Wing Nursery Rhymes (Parti Un)

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Left Wing Nursery Rhymes (Parti Un)

By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | December 1, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


All Around the Clinton Foundation Fest
All around the Clinton Foundation Fest,
The turnkey chased the greased wheel,
The  turnkey thought 'twas just petty crime,
I’m rich! goes the swindler.

A few billion for the CF’s funds,
A penny for the taxpayer,
That's the way Clinton Cash goes,
I’m rich! goes the swindler.

Up and down Old House Lane,
In and out of Chappaqua - NY,
That's the way Clinton Cash goes,
I’m rich! goes the swindler.

Half a hundred mill of illegal eyes,
Half a trill of welfare to spend,
Mix it up in the cities - make them nice,
I’m rich! goes the swindler.

Baa, Baa, Black Vote
Baa, baa, black voter,
Have you a final toll?
Yes Hillary, yes Hillary,
Forty million full;
Twenty for the DNC,
And twelve for the Queen,
And eight for the Trumpster,
Who lives down on Fifth.

Eeny, Meeny, Miny, March
Eeny, meeny, miny, march,
Catch a liberal - pay him scratch,
If he protests abuse his a**,
Eeny, meeny, miny, march.

Tricky, Dicky, Soros
Tricky, dicky, Soros,
The libs ran up your orifice,
The vote went Trump,
The libs dribbled down,
Tricky, dicky, Soros.

The Economy That Obama Built
This is the economy that Obama built,
This is the welfare cat,
That ate the taxpayer,
That works in the economy that Obama built.

This is the welfare cat,
That ate the taxpayer,
That only reaped what he sowed,
That works in the economy that Obama built.

The Democrat on the Hill
The Democrat on the Hill,
The Democrat on the Hill,
Hi-ho, the double cross,
The Democrat on the Hill.

The Clintons take a bribe,
The Clintons take a bribe,
Hi-ho, the double cross,
The Clintons take a bribe.

The Queen aborts the child,
The Queen aborts a child,
Hi-ho, the double cross,
The Queen aborts a child.

Hey, Piddly Protesters
Hey, piddly protesters,
The scammed and the floozies,
The millennials jumped over the shark.

The little guy laughed,
To see such sport,
And Dr. Stein ran away with the bong.

Humping Clinton
Humping Clinton sat on “doll,”
Humping Clinton had a great time,
All the pimp's horses and all the pimp's women
Couldn't put Humping Clinton together again!

Hillary and Jill
Hillary and Jill,
Tried to go up Capitol Hill,
To fetch a bundle of stolen votes.

Hillary lost Ohio,
And now’s a clown,
And Dr. Jill Stein,
Albeit millions richer,
Came bumbling ever after.

Up Jill trotted,
And home did squatted,
As fast as she could pinch it.

Both dims went to bed,
And plastered their heads,
With sour grapes - a recount erection.

Little Blow George
Little Blow George has lost his sheeple,
And can't tell now where to send them,
Let them get stoned,
And they'll burn down home,
Giggling and munching their EBT bone.

Little Blow George fell fast asleep,
And dreamt he heard them voting,
But when he awoke,
He discovered the pot smoke,
The munchies - for they all were eating.

Then up he took his Queen, Ms. Crook,
Determined to find the fry-brains,
He found them indeed,
But it made his heart bleed;
For to get high in haste.
Oh, what a waste!
The dopers left all their illegal ballots behind 'em!

It happened November 8,
As Blow George did ascertain,
Unto a mass of working taxpayers battle-hardened,
That he spied their will power, state by state-
All voting - ready to divorce his bride.

He heaved a sigh,
Wiped Bill’s body fluid from his eye,
And over the Swing States he raced,
Poor Little Blow George,
Cried to try what he could,
As a goober globalist would,
And pothead Dr. Jill Stein,
Only added a wee bit to poor Little Blow’s crimes.

Little Blow George,
Come scorn your whore,
The sheeple are in the streets,
Their Dao’s a violent storm,
Where’s the crooked little boy who pays the sheeple?

He's hiding in Katonah - while writing the "checks,"
Will you write me one, too, “My Sharona?”
No, not I, said Little Blow George,
For you’re no jack booted “Blue Shirt” thug,
Willing to burn your own rug,
Destroy your community,
My love.


Unless you’re a Willing Welfare Lifer, 1%er, or just plain stupid, don’t be fooled by the Democratic Nazi Party of America, or their presidential selection, Barack Obama. The globalists are running scared. Yeah, well, Donald J. Trump is no angel but his worst traits are saintly compared to the DNPA’s best. If you don’t take that to the bank, the DNPA will take you to the cleaners - and along for a Chicago-style “one way ride.”


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