Saturday, December 3, 2016

Left Wing Nursery Rhymes (Parti Deux)

This Sarcasm Just In...

Left Wing Nursery Rhymes (Parti Deux)

By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | December 3, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


Little Miss Abedin
Little Miss Abedin,
Sat on a junket,
Uncovering fraud, graft and sexting.

Along came leaked emails,
Which made her fear female jail,
And pushed Miss Abedin to the fray.

Hillary Had a Little Scam
Hillary had a little scam,
Little scam, little scam,
Hillary had a little scam,
The fleece was billions in cash.

And everywhere that Hillary went,
Hillary went, Hillary went,
And everywhere that Hillary went,
The scam was sure to grow.

It found itself in emails one day
Emails one day, emails one day,
It found itself in emails one day,
Which proved the scam was true.

It made the crooked Dems laugh and play,
Laugh and play, laugh and play,
It made the crooked Dems laugh and play,
To see the scam “school fools.”

So Wikileaks churned them out,
Churned them out, churned them out,
So Wikileaks churned them out,
But still the scam lingered on.

When the scam finally played itself out,
Played itself out, played itself out,
The CF scam was patent faux,
This Assange proved true.

Why does the scam fit Hillary so?
Fit Hillary so? Fit Hillary so?
Why does the scam fit Hillary so?
The beleaguered liberals cried.

Naturally, Hillary loves the scam,
Loves the scam, loves the scam,
This delicate libs can’t understand,
George Soros - with a smile - did stand.

Hillary, Hillary, Quite Contrary
Hillary, Hillary, quite contrary,
How does your scandal grow?
With silver bars, discreet foreign government deposits,
And Bill’s pretty Energizer Bunny all in a row.

Old Mother Pelosi
Old Mother Pelosi,
Went to the working taxpayers,
To fetch her massive welfare constituency a freebie,
But when she arrived,
Their pockets were bare,
And so her massive welfare constituency had none.

Madame Demos drafted a new bill,
To create some real cash flow,
But when the time came to vote,
The MWC was smoking a pipe sans smoke,
So Pelo went to the Congress,
To sell them some nonsense.

By then Pelosi’ constit - many illegit,
Rioted and torched their home in fete-
After Trump’s win and Hillary’s defeat,
So she went to George Soros,
To get much needed “under the radar” bread,
And tried to finish off Trump at the end.

But the working taxpayers were ahead,
They won quite soundly - it is said,
So Pelosi, the Clintons, even Barack,
Miley, Katy, The View and John Stewart,
All found the truth like a dreamy minuet,
Bottom line? They are now ridiculously upset.

November 9, Nancy Pelosi went soul searching,
On the wharf where boats were launching,
Realizing her Dems are nothing but:
Greedy, selfish, biased, violent, misogynistic,
Racist, traitorous, WACKY and GOOFY,
And in the end-
The working taxpayers were just fine without them.

Al Baba Oil Man
Ali Baba Oil Man
Have you any dough?
Yes mam, yes mam,
Twenty million to dole.

Some for the election,
And some for the Queen,
And some for Little Bill,
Who lives on Old House Lane.

But, Ali Baba Oil Man,
Have you any conscience?
Oh, no, no, no,
That’s the Clinton’s problem.

Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a criminal by the email,
If Clinton hollers send her to jail,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Hey, Dimwit Demis,
Hey, dimwit Demis,
The Clinton’s are a debacle,
Donald Trump won in a landslide.

The billionaire Soros S***,
To see such a sight,
And the working taxpayers ran away with their pride.

Humping Bill
Humping Bill enjoyed the cat house,
Humping Bill caught a great cough,
All the free healthcare and all the free security,
Couldn't cure Bill’s warts, pus and phlegm - ever again.

Little Miss Millennial
Little Miss Millennials, ignored right from wrong,
Protesting with cuss words and full pay;
Along came a challenger,
Who served as the working taxpayers’ messenger,
And frightened the millennials to obey.

Tricky, Slippery, Soros
Tricky, slippery, Soros,
The election outcome was unexpected,
Donald Trump ran hot,
The crook ran cold,
Tricky, slippery, Soros-
Is a sap!


Unless you’re a Willing Welfare Lifer, 1%er, or just plain stupid, don’t be fooled by the Democratic Nazi Party of America, or their presidential selection, Barack Obama. The globalists are running scared. Yeah, well, Donald J. Trump is no angel but his worst traits are saintly compared to the DNPA’s best. If you don’t take that to the bank, the DNPA will take you to the cleaners - and along for a Chicago-style “one way ride.”


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