Saturday, April 22, 2017

Escape From the Democratic Nazi Party of America (Partie Deux)

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Escape From the Democratic Nazi Party of America (Partie Deux)


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | April 22, 2017 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


This crazy and short stage play/screenplay mish mash is based upon the classic film John Carpenter's, Escape From New York and the highly creative Chris .R. Notarile's, Escape From New Jersey.

STARRING
Donald J Trump . . . as our hero, Snake Plissken
Sean Hannity . . . as Himself
Dora the Explorer . . . as Herself
Vladimir Putin . . . as Himself


AND...SPECIAL GUEST STARS WHO ARE TRYING TO TAKE TAXPAYERS ALONG FOR A ONE-WAY RIDE
George Soros . . . as World’s Most Wanted Loser
Nancy Pelosi . . . as The Broom


EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST STARS (A Cacophony of Confusion)
Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption) . . . as The Wicked Witch of the East
Brian Frosh (MD Attorney General; "Stupid is as Stupid Does") . . . as Proverbial Prison Rapist #1
Victor Ramirez (MD DNPA Senator; "Stupid is as Stupid Does")) . . . as Proverbial Prison Rapist #2
Bill Clinton . . . as Proverbial Prison Gang Rape Victim (Karma)

EXT. GHETTO SECTION OF WASHINGTON - DAY
SNAKE and DORA walk carelessly through HOMELESS PEOPLE, ILLEGALS, WELFARE LIFERS and various Democratic Nazi Party OPERATIVES.


DORA
Hey - why are we risking our lives walkin’ through this s***hole?


SNAKE
Uh...you live near here, no?


DORA
(Giggles)
Oh, yeah, right. (Dumbstruck) Why not just call for a limo like Barack Obama-


LIBERAL CHOIR
(Rise from floor, sing gloriously)
Thank you, President Obama, for all you’ve done!

DORA
Would do - and charge the taxpayers for your comfort? I mean, who gives two s****, right?


SNAKE
What do you care - just because I care? For a cartoon character, you ask some pretty lame questions.


DORA
Excuse me, but I’ve never heard of a politician not f****** over the taxpayers.


SNAKE
Democracy reigns supreme!


DORA
(Stops abruptly)
Wait! I have to ask you this: Do you really think you’re going to “Make America Great Again?” I mean that crazy So Cal pol, Kevin de Leon - whose name is fake and advocates breaking the law just like his bosom buddy, "Teddy Lieu Who?" - tried to say you’re a racist.


SNAKE
(Stops)
They certainly know no hard work, either. The two Bozos shame their ancestors. Kev-Ted are Cali commies and know no shame.


DORA
Of, yeah. I forgot. California is the last of the huge communist states - behind the now defunct Soviet Union.


SNAKE
Good point. Grasshopper.


DORA
(Confused)
What?


SNAKE
(Mutters)
Cartoon figures.


Both continue walking.


DORA
Why are you in Washington, D.C., Snake? It is a s***hole and all - a swamp, right? (Deep thought) I mean, why bother?


SNAKE
Looks like I won an election. The people want me to change things. They’re sick and tired of the Nancy Pelosis, Maxine Waters and Lindsey Grahams.


DORA
Yuck! Pelosi reminds me of dried out Play-Doh, Waters reminds me of the character, Doctor Robert Elliot, in the classic film, Dressed to Kill - you know, when he’s dressed as a woman.


SNAKE
(Nods)
You’re getting all intellectual on me, Dora. (Slight pause) You know who Graham reminds me of?


DORA
(Ponders)
A globalist disguised as a Republican?


SNAKE
No - just a big d***!


DORA
(Giggles a bit, chokes on her spit, regains her composure)
Why are you so hated on most of the major TV, cable and media outlets?


SNAKE
(Shakes head)
Major TV, cable and media outlets? (Incredulous) You mean the Fakestream Media.


DORA
(Confused)
I’m just a cartoon character. Can you explain what you mean?


SNAKE
Sure. The major media outlets . . . ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, along with major newspapers like the L.A. Times, Chicago Tribune and The Washington Post, as well as social media sites like Facebook, Yahoo and Google . . . ALL are owned by just a handful of super rich, globalist-propogating, for lack of a better word, a*******. They put out their opinions as opposed to the news. Couple that with so many really lazy, uninformed people throughout our country, and you can see how easy it is for the Fakestream Media to push their evil agenda: wholly controlled economy, wholly controlled people. No rights, no benefits . . . except for the globalists. Yep, they don’t like me! I’m a nationalist and a capitalist. But…


DORA
But, what?


SNAKE
I get careless.


DORA
How?


SNAKE
I tweet.


DORA
(Nods head violently)
Ohhhh!


SNAKE
I tweet things sometimes that I shouldn’t. And the Fakestream Media jumps all over me.


DORA
That’s bulls***! Barack Obama-


LIBERAL CHOIR
(Rise from floor, sing gloriously)
Thank you, President Obama, for all you’ve done!


DORA
Opened our southern border like it was a federal government free cheese warehouse giveaway, created a worthless healthcare law - unless of course you get it totally for free as a Welfare Lifer and/or Illegal Alien - at the expense of the working class, gave away control of the Internet to the globalist U.N. and, to add insult to injury, apparently cheated on his wife, Michelle!


SNAKE
Yep. And the DNPA accuses me of being a crook!


DORA
I’m sorry.


SNAKE
Damn Democratic Nazis! I gotta fight back.


DORA
(Stops)
So . . . what now? I mean, you’re still coming over to my abuela’s house, right? (Excited) Better yet - let me go with you. Let me help you fight the globalist turds!


SNAKE
(Stops)
Let me say this: Anyone around me get’s attacked in the media. Even my young son, Baron, has been abused by left wing insurgents from Hollywood and Unfunny SNL.


DORA
People everywhere are being attacked, Snake. Kids, cops, regular, law-abiding citizens. I’m not afraid!


SNAKE
No!


DORA
How come?


SNAKE
(Continues walking)
Cause I said so!


DORA
(Stands proudly)
F*** the left wing!


SUDDENLY, out of the creepy darkness of the DNPA-controlled urban area, BILL Clinton grabs DORA along with PROVERBIAL PRISON RAPIST #1 and #2, with THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST in tow. The dastardly globalists wildly fire their weapons at SNAKE.


HANNITY
(Holds up sign stating, “PC Disclaimer”)
Liberal readers - please don’t be offended by the use of a word - any word - that even tangentially refers to a firearm, gun, weapon, etc. which shoots projectiles viz-a-viz gunpowder. BTW: no macro-, micro- or even theoretical aggression is intended by the slamming of people who wear eye patches, like our hero, Snake Plissken, nor people who love or hate guns. Vox Populi wants you to keep reading….


DORA
(Screams and struggles)
Snake!


SNAKE
(Turns and pulls out assault rifle, shoots several rounds)
Creepy Dems!


A gun battle ensues between the groups. BILL accidentally on purpose shoots THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST.


THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST
(Drops to ground)
I’m melting, melting-


SNAKE
Wrong fairy tale, fool!


George SOROS, wielding THE BROOM, enters this crazy scene with hundreds of his paid ZOMBIE PROTESTERS. They attack SNAKE.


SOROS
(Waves THE BROOM)
Get dis criminal!


THE BROOM
(Dizzy)
Uh, Mr. Darkness, please stop-


SOROS
(To THE BROOM)
Shut up, mein Bab!


SNAKE
(Shoots down ZOMBIE PROTESTERS like flies in a bug zapper)
Yeah, shut up!


SOROS, clutching ever tightly THE BROOM, flees the blood bath. SUDDENLY, DEUS EX MACHINA occurs . . . for Vladimir PUTIN arrives and arrests the evil goober globalist SOROS and his equally evil sidekick, THE BROOM - as an accessory to crimes against the Russian people.


WARNING! The following scene is brutal. Political discretion is advised.


MEANWHILE…


SNAKE approaches the screaming DORA who is now in the perverted, slimy clutches of BILL - with his sidekicks, PROVERBIAL PRISON RAPIST #1 and #2, in tow.


SNAKE
(To the three crumbs, levels assault rifle)
Let her go, or I’ll blast all three of you back to Chappaqua, New York!


PROVERBIAL PRISON RAPIST #1 and #2
(In unison)
But, Mr. Snake, we don’t live in-


SNAKE
(Could care less, blasts the trio to hell - barely missing DORA)
What a waste of ammo.


DORA
(Angry, runs up to SNAKE, punches him)
What the hell was that? You could have killed me!


SNAKE
Calm down. After all, you’re just a cartoon character.


DORA
(Like, “Duh!”)
Oh, yeah!

END PARTIE DEUX


Unless you’re an Angry Liberal Voter, Willing Welfare Lifer, 1%er, or just plain stupid, don’t be fooled by the Democratic Nazi Party of America, or their presidential selection, Barack Obama. The globalists are running scared and they’ve sicked their call girls, the Fake Stream Media Outlets, after President Trump and his administration. Yeah, well, Donald J. Trump is no angel but his worst traits are saintly compared to the DNPA’s best. If you don’t take that to the bank, the DNPA will take you to the cleaners - and along for a Chicago-style “one way ride.”

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