Thursday, May 25, 2017

Vox Populi's Most Popular Dig at Our P.C. Culture! (We Ain't Clowning Around)

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Send in the Clowns (It’s Your PC Culture)

By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | October 6, 2016 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)

The Fox guy, Jesse Watters, stands accused of racism against Chinese people. It seems that even parody and sarcasm are no longer acceptable in our PC culture. (See: Mea Culpa) Sorry, so many comedians - like Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher, and their ilk - are just plain not funny . . . on top of this issue!

Recently, clowns have been facing a lot of reverse discrimination because they're normally considered funny . .  . and now they’re feared. (See: Clowns Feared and Clowns Funny) This cannot be tolerated in our left wing, Democratic Nazi Party, Obama, Clinton and Kaine PC culture. Therefore, I’ve laboriously compiled the following statements which are no longer acceptable within our rigid said culture...

Send in the clowns.../Can be construed as critical as in, “Hey, loser, you’re next!”

Stop clowning around!/Most clowns just wanna have fun and therefore, unless you’re talking about Stephen King’s “It”, you’re discriminating against their carnal desire to just “let loose.” Further, the phrase could be misconstrued as a micro-aggression, i.e. “I’m raising my voice at you because I’m angry AND I do not respect (and therefore discriminate against) clowns!”

You clown!/Not cool - could be considered sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, agoraphobic, insensitive, aggressive (way beyond micro-aggressive) and even anti-Obama, which opens up a whole other can of worms. (I mean no disrespect to worms, mind you!)

F*** the clowns!/Just plain uncalled for, foul mouthed, and or sexually aggressive and/or perverted.

The clown(s) is(are) not funny./Totally disrespectful and hateful towards an entire albeit very small portion of the labor force.

Shut that clown up!/Alarm bells go off, here. Most definitely a micro-aggression.

Shoot the clown!/My, oh my, too violent. Even if the clown has a gun to your head in a nightclub in Orlando, you have no right to even think about countering with your own firearm according to Obama and Clinton (who ironically have secret service protection around the clock - on your dime). Please, please note to those insightful readers that I mean no disrespect to the peace-loving radical Islamic terrorists who occasionally mean you and I no harm.)

Sarcasm is as sarcasm clowns./Pure folly and not funny. Assumes there are no serious clowns in our multi-cultural Democratic Nazi Party-infused society.

Clown this!/Could be construed as something inherently sexual or aggressive.

You're dressed like a clown!/Absolutely a no-no if you want to avoid stating a literal fact about a clown and yet misidentify someone who is actually a cross dresser, a participant in a Halloween party who normally doesn’t dress in such a way and might be scarred for life, or even Hillary Clinton or Time Kaine who could honestly say they are proud to be “dressed like a clown” and might likewise be offended by such dither.

Obama looks like a clown./O0ps! Caution! Beware of this statement! Could be confused with racism, partisan politics, dishonesty and even socio-political psyops.

Obama acts like a clown./See above.

Hillary's pudgy, sagging cheeks look clown-like./Wholehearted insult to all clowns, be they full time, part time, or imaginary. Naturally, some women - Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren - might consider it sexist, misogynistic, hyper-insensitive to a sick and dying woman, and therefore anti-ageism. (See: Warren on the Moon)

Bill Clinton's sexual escapades are clownish./Frankly, to lump clowns into Bill Clinton’s perverted behavior is cold-hearted and Grinch-like. (I mean no disrespect to Mr. Grinch.)

Give me a minute while I put on my clown makeup./Careful! Could be misinterpreted as an attempt to discredit clowns, makeup wearers, anyone who ever used the pronoun, “me,” as well as a statement of misdirection (i.e a “put on”).

Give me a minute while I put on my clown costume./See above.

One clown in a bus going over a cliff is sad. A busload of clowns going over a cliff is funny./Not sure where this fits in. Sorry. If anything, a macro-aggression.

Can you think of any clown statements? Just be sure they are sympathetic and not culturally insensitive toward the feelings of all clowns throughout our communities.

© 2016 Vox Populi. All laughs reserved on content crafted anew. Whether you like or hate what you read, feel free to share this with your friends and enemies. The 2016 Election is personal and as an Indie Voter . . . I support Donald J. Trump. (jvhoffmannjr.blogspot.com)

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Nuthin' But a Leadership Thang: Putin and Trump Just Rappin’ the Facts

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Nuthin' But a Leadership Thang: Putin and Trump Just Rappin’ the Facts


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | May 14, 2017 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


I am an independent voter and am PRO-RUSSIAN. They are not our enemy. The globalists, led by the left wing crazies, are. The goober globalists only care about profits - not you and me. Welfarized economies and open borders do not benefit anyone but the 1%ers - certainly not the working taxpayers! Of course, Welfare Lifers (including many illegals who live likewise) don't care either. Obama, Clinton, Waters, Pelosi are nothing but the political prostitutes of the gloablist elite, George Soros (Judaic Dropout and Nazi Collaborator), the Bushes, the Kennedys, et al. The aforementioned fools are most representative of Soros' own “Mickey Mouse Club,” the Democratic Nazi Party of America (DNPA).   


But why am I Pro-Russian? Read your history! Don’t accept CNN’s, MSNBC’s, The Disney Channel’s (et al.) guttural soliloquies as fact. Russia’s one of the few countries which always had our backs throughout our history together. From the American Revolution, to our Civil War, disputes in Western Land Claims, to the sale of Alaska, as well as World War I and II. The Soviet Union alone lost something like 22 times the number of people the U.S. did against the Nazis. Did you know that the Soviet Union  (Russia) was our main ally - yet faced the Nazi criminals all alone for three years before we arrived in Europe? Yeah, well, what about the Cold War? In hindsight, I would not be surprised if it was an attempt by international arms dealers to generate massive profits through what I’d call, “make wars.” That period in History never made sense to me.


Russian interference in the 2016 election? Says who? Don Lemon of CNN? Even if it were true, which it’s not, how many times do you think our own “beloved” CIA has interfered in elections - both in its illustrious past as well as the present? Consider JFK’s Assassination, the 1980 Election, and on and on. President Trump and Russian collusion? Really? How about President Trump and Russian cooperation to eliminate the threat from ISIS which our late and very weak globalist shill, Barack Obama, refused to deal with in any serious manner? You see, it’s easy to change the meanings and words of the issues at hand (call cooperation: “collusion”) when you control the major new media outlets like the globalists do. Consider: Why do you think President Obama simply gave away U.S. control of the Internet to the UN a mere few weeks before the election? Control . . . of you and me viz-a-viz globalism.   


True leaders lead - not by weak words, tears, riots, hot cocoa, or snowflaking - but by action! Can you imagine if FDR was a Snowflake in 1933? In fact, he was the exact opposite; a doer, not a complainer. George Washington, Vladimir Lenin, Harriet Tubman, and yes, Donald J. Trump and Vladimir Putin . . . are most definitely NOT Snowflakes. No, only the DNPA has that whiner mode of leadership worked out to the “T.” Can you imagine Maxine Waters in charge of our troops at Valley Forge? How about this laugher: Cory Booker leading the Russian Revolution? Or . . . Nancy Pelosi leading the Long March during the Chinese Civil War? Yeah, right! To quote a variation of Chairman Mao: “Pelosi’s nothing but a paper weight!”


This crazy political rap is a simple way to explain how the left wing globalists are running scared with the international dominance of avowed nationalists . . . Presidents Donald J. Trump and Vladimir Putin. Both are strong leaders who actually care about the strength and safety of their own countries and hence the strength and safety of their own peoples. The issues are embroidered - albeit the meter is a bit convoluted - in the classic rap song by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, "Nuthin' But A G Thang." Regardless of the lyrics, you gotta admit the tune is pretty funky.


PRESIDENT PUTIN
Raz, dvah, tree to the globalist clods,
Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump top the globs,
Ready to battle evil - just back us up,
(The dirty goobers know we’re going to kick some s***)
Pass over the reigns so I can begin the political grind,
Moscow and Washington in unison - you dogs, you’re in heaps of doo,
Ain't nothin' but a leadership thang, goobers!
Dvah hyped up, angry G units achin’,
To put the Globalists into the s***can!
Da Gs ain’t goin’ ‘way, so don’t waste it (Satanic prayers),
Losers - back to the lessons at hand,
Nationalism is perfectionism, we ain’t no sleight of hand,
From a tough G’s vantage,
Hell, before we even start punkin’ on those dingaling libs,
We always know, the lefties can be churnin’ their hand,
Naturally scammin’ their constits, and likewise f******’ their constits,
Truth be told, we ain’t nuthin’ like those political pimps,
There ain’t no political ‘peal worth our reputations, or souls,
(Hell yeah!) What a trip down Truthful Lane!
The Globalists ain’t nuthin’ but crackheads and crooks,
Fact is, we Gs were born ready, a huge whip to snap,
To protect our countries, our people from their wacky crack!


PRESIDENT TRUMP
Politics is power, and politics is nothing more, put it together, ay?
Politics is power, and politics is nothing more, put it together, ay?
Politics is power, and politics is nothing more, put it together, ay?
Trump, come on. Give the people the straight dope!


PRESIDENT TRUMP
My God, I’m trying, but not cryin’ makin’ my imprint,
But the crazy left wingers keep it flowin’ from the Fake Stream,
After 100 days, my gains have been tough and taut,
Just chill and watch for the effects to flow - unstoppable,
I know, the American people don’t know such thrills,
A president who can deliver better than Easter Bunny or St. Nick,
While grapplin’ with the evil DNPA slave master,
Voters know, Fake Stream knows, I ain’t just sluicing s***!
To place my imprint on History,
‘Spite of the whiners, take note: I’m no joke!
But if you’re a flaker, you’re on the take, er?
‘Cause Putin and I took the stage to save our compadres.


PRESIDENTS PUTIN AND TRUMP
Politics is power, and politics is nothing more, put it together, ay?
Politics is power, and politics is nothing more, put it together, ay?
Politics is power, and politics is nothing more - f*** yeah!
Just wait till the next globalist troll.


PRESIDENT PUTIN
I fall back on the fact that I’m not a globalist hack,
Getting high on globalist smack - Nyet! Russia first!
Fake Stream quips: Interfere in 2016 Election? CIA and JFK?
Syria, you say? Why our sway? Safety and security versus BO’s way:
Like Lybia no doubt, Kadafi worse than ISIS? Dumb a**!
Crimea? Ukraine? More like a disputed inheritance amongst sibs.
F****** A! And lest we forget...
Murders of Russian nationals? But the Clintons and Vince Foster?
Word up DT! (What up VP?)
The people deserve our best for sure (What’s that VP?)
We gotta kick some globalist a** (Hell yeah!)
Destroy evil globalism in the crucible of good (Our capitols!)


PRESIDENT TRUMP
I’m drainin’ the Swamp as I promised from the get go,
But it ain’t been easy with the Fake Stream's daily lynchings.
Snowflakes runnin’ amuck, paid under the Tay, DNPA scams,
That Berkeley Bunch, left wing losers, need but a good a** whippin’!
Buildin’ a Border Wall - construction project from hell,
Fought by sanctuary cities relying on da welfare dough!
Just look at the Golden Fleece State of Kali Wacked,
Brown and his cronies done wrapped up a globalist goop:
No free speech, fiscal rape of workers, 1/3 welfare addicts to boot!
As for Flynn - F*** him! One monkey ain’t stopping my show!
Likewise with Chuck “Schemer” and Nancy P,
Maxine Waters, Barack O and HRC - screw those three!
I ain't lettin’ da little boogers get their way to ruin my feng shui,
WASHINGTON and the City History dubbed - Moscow!
Putin and I are puttin’ our countries together,
Straight up, no one but us can beat the globalists into such nether.


PRESIDENTS PUTIN AND TRUMP
Politics is power, and politics is nothing more, put it together, ay?
Politics is power, and politics is nothing more, put it together, ay?
Politics is power, and politics is nothing more - f*** yeah!
Just wait till the next globalist troll.


Unless you’re an Angry Liberal Voter, Willing Welfare Lifer, 1%er, or just plain stupid, don’t be fooled by the Democratic Nazi Party of America, or their presidential selection, Barack Obama. The globalists are running scared and they’ve sicked their call girls, the Fake Stream Media Outlets, after President Trump and his administration. Yeah, well, Donald J. Trump is no angel but his worst traits are saintly compared to the DNPA’s best. If you don’t take that to the bank, the DNPA will take you to the cleaners - and along for a Chicago-style “one way ride.”


© 2017 Vox Populi. All rights reserved on content crafted anew. Whether you like or hate what you read, feel free to share this with your friends and enemies. The 2016 Election was personal and as an Indie Voter . . . I support President Donald J. Trump. (jvhoffmannjr.blogspot.com)

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Trump’s Too Legit A Prez (Ein Kleines Lied)

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Trump’s Too Legit A Prez (Ein Kleines Lied)


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | May 11, 2017 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


This crazy political ditty is a nod to that great Cliff Richard song, "Devil Woman" (1976). With this wacky version, Congresswoman Maxine Waters (Democrat, Kepler-35B) belts out her emotive views viz-a-viz, “Trump’s Too Legit A Prez,” while dodging subpoenas, whispers of corruption, drivebys and naturally while smoking a big fat doobie. .


I’ve had nuttin’ but bad press,
Since the day Donald T evened the score,
So I preen off YOU fake media,
Calling on your pro-bono support.
Da Constitution near the shredder,
F*** it! It’s about time, alas-
BUT...unique pol with those honest ties,
His integrity must be kiboshed!


Trump’s too legit a prez,
America’s best - focusing his time,
Homies - stump this good one,
He’s going to prosecute us!
America’s best - focusing his time,
On the taxpayers - no jive,
America’s best - focusing his time,
He’s going to f*** us - in the hine’!


Yo fools - pay for my freebies,
And those of my peops, parlez vous-
Economic chaos? That’s your dank danger,
EBT, O Care - a Democratic crock!
Create junkies of the welfare class,
Praise Satan! - powder my wig,
I live so good with lots of free green,
Thank God my voters live just like me!


Trump’s too legit a prez,
America’s best - focusing his time,
Homies - stump this good one,
He’s going to prosecute us!
America’s best - focusing his time,
On the taxpayers - no jive,
America’s best - focusing his time,
He’s going to f*** us - in the hine’!
In the hine’...


Stay placid-


Toke up!


When the welfare runs out,
Be extra leery of de neighborhood gangs,
Or of a crooked Dem with faux curly hair,
Tryin ’to f***the taxpayers out o' more green!
CNN, MSNBC, Colbert, Kimmel,
Fake Stream Media, lap dogs en masse,
Soros’s da man - wealth like da clap,
Globalists want the world in hand!


Trump’s too legit a prez,
America’s best - focusing his time,
Homies - stump this good one,
He’s going to prosecute us!
America’s best - focusing his time,
The taxpayers - no jive,
America’s best - focusing his time,
Trump’s going to f*** us!


Trump’s too legit a prez,
America’s best - focusing his time,
Homies - stump this good one,
He’s going to prosecute us!


Trump’s too legit a prez,
America’s best - focusing his time,
Russian collusion - a mere feign,
He’s going to prosecute us Dems!


Trump’s too legit a prez...



Unless you’re an Angry Liberal Voter, Willing Welfare Lifer, 1%er, or just plain stupid, don’t be fooled by the Democratic Nazi Party of America, or their presidential selection, Barack Obama. The globalists are running scared and they’ve sicked their call girls, the Fake Stream Media Outlets, after President Trump and his administration. Yeah, well, Donald J. Trump is no angel but his worst traits are saintly compared to the DNPA’s best. If you don’t take that to the bank, the DNPA will take you to the cleaners - and along for a Chicago-style “one way ride.”


© 2017 Vox Populi. All rights reserved on content crafted anew. Whether you like or hate what you read, feel free to share this with your friends and enemies. The 2016 Election was personal and as an Indie Voter . . . I support President Donald J. Trump. (jvhoffmannjr.blogspot.com)

Saturday, May 6, 2017

Liars and Fakes (A Political Ditty)

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Liars and Fakes (A Political Ditty)


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | May 6, 2017 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


This crazy political ditty is a nod to that great Jim Stafford song, "Spiders And Snakes" (1974). With this wacky version, President Trump belts out his emotive views viz-a-viz, “Liars And Fakes.”


Remember last year when Hillary C claimed
"Wanna trip - let me take you to school?”
Naturally . . . I quipped, “Merci beaucoup!"
C croaked, "I don't have to worry a bit-
Emails ‘re Bleachbit safe, Bill’s with B - Hell, I’m quay -  
Stoked, I relayed, "Parlez vous Francais?”


The Fake Stream did some polls,
Numbers wound up far, wide and low,
But Hillary C popped, “A real man won’t do.”
I got frisky ‘n’ found a fraud,
On the web - via Assange’s corruption crog,
OF COURSE! I took full advantage,
And flushed Hill’s campaign down the sewer.  


I told duh Democratic Party crooks...
“I don’t like liars and fakes!
Believe me! I don’t care if the Fake Stream hates me.
You stupid crooks...
I don’t like liars and fakes!
Believe me! I don’t care if the Fake Stream hates me,
As long as I fulfill the promises to my conservative milieu!”


Nowadays, I ponder that crook considering the others still:
Maxine, Nancy P, The Schemer - even B.O.,
Can’t help but think,
“Crying, baby loons . . .
Nuthin’ some cocoa can’t fix?
Wanna help me fix the econ, O-Care, welfare?”
Naturally, they’re too busy complainin’.


In the beginning, I was unsure,
Ton of s*** to deal with - far left criminality,
‘Course, it’s all my fault - “I’m just a d***!”
Duh Democratic Nazi Party of America,
Chants: “Welfare Lifers, Illegals, Rich Codgers -
Rake the working Americans’ hands in the globalist fire!”


I told duh Democratic Party crooks...
“I don’t like liars and fakes!
Believe me! I don’t care if the Fake Stream hates me.
You stupid crooks...
I don’t like liars and fakes!
Believe me! I don’t care if the Fake Stream hates me,
As long as I fulfill the promises to my conservative milieu!”

Unless you’re an Angry Liberal Voter, Willing Welfare Lifer, 1%er, or just plain stupid, don’t be fooled by the Democratic Nazi Party of America, or their presidential selection, Barack Obama. The globalists are running scared and they’ve sicked their call girls, the Fake Stream Media Outlets, after President Trump and his administration. Yeah, well, Donald J. Trump is no angel but his worst traits are saintly compared to the DNPA’s best. If you don’t take that to the bank, the DNPA will take you to the cleaners - and along for a Chicago-style “one way ride.”

© 2017 Vox Populi. All rights reserved on content crafted anew. Whether you like or hate what you read, feel free to share this with your friends and enemies. The 2016 Election was personal and as an Indie Voter . . . I support President Donald J. Trump. (jvhoffmannjr.blogspot.com)