Friday, June 30, 2017

Ode to Mika and Joe


This Sarcasm Just In...

Ode to Mika and Joe

By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | June 29, 2017 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)

This little ditty is about the cable show, Morning Joe, and the hypocrisy surrounding this inflammatory, real bad case of hemorrhoids of a show. Based upon the 1968 classic, "Ode To Bobby Joe" (1968), which is actually based in part upon the music from the first Swamp Rock song ever recorded, "Niki Hoeky" (1967). Don't believe me? Read Pat “Redbone” Vegas’ newly released memoir, "Come and Get Your Love" (pp.76-78).

Oh, you entertainment molls! The Fakestream Media has finally been brought to its scaly knees. President Trump has spoken ill of the two biggest shills of the Fakestream: Joe “Blow” Scarborough and Mika "Matryoshka Doll" Brezinsky. After months and months of degradation and insults hurled at our beloved president, P-45 merely spoke a fact about “IQ-less Joe” and “Facelift Mika.” Here’s just a few samples of their emotionally unstable, cranial crud they hurled at DJT:

Not well
Mentally ill
Needs psychiatric help
Penchant for slamming women
Hates women
Perverse view of women
Not a true leader
Lacks President Obama’s integrity (Editor’s note: Ewww!)

When you peddle faux news, and then you're called out by the highest authority outside of God Almighty himself, it’s . . . wait, this reminds me of that great country song, "It's Hard To Be Humble", by Mac Davis (1980). Maybe it was written with these two dimwits, Mika and Joe, in mind?  

“Ode To Mike And Joe”

It was the 29th of June, another sleepy, swampy DC Day
Ms. NBC was out shoppin’ faux news, and CNN was railin’ against hay
And at Morning Joe they choked and puked the morning news pro bo
While Hannity hollered out Fox News’ door, y'all, tell the truth, see me
And then the Fakestream said, I got some news this mornin' from Twitter
Today, President Trump tweeted Mika and Joe off into their own deep hole

And WAPO said to HUFFO, as these demons passed ‘round the hackneyed intel
Well, Mika and Joe never had a schtick of sense; pass the fake news, please
There's five more unnamed sources in the lower forty-eight I've got to cull
And Ms. NBC said it was shameful ‘bout Mika and Joe, an undertow
Seems like nuttin’ is worth a s*** at “Morning Joe” up there in NY City
Oh, damn, Mika and Joe have done f***** themselves again, yet again

And the L.A. “High” Times recollected when they, CBS, NBC, and Mika and Joe
Parlayed poo and goo about our president all over the daily “news” shows
And wasn't it ironic that this Fakestream Media cries full foul
When they bake and slice and dish out more s*** pie than they receive
Yet, Mika and Joe were last seen crashing Trump’s New Year’s Eve party
But Trump said, “No!”, pushing Mika and Joe off their heathen high horse

And Ms. NBC said, “Voters, who you gonna believe - me or your own eyes?”
We’ve been cookin' the feces all morning, yet you haven't bought a single lie
Yep, that brand new news source, Twitter, dropped a bomb today
Our 45th President, Donald J. Trump, pointed out the poo pile without delay
He tweeted pure fact that Mika and Joe “insisted on joining me...
She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!”

Now, a few days have come and gone in this news cycle
Yet, the Fakestream Media can’t seem to admit defeat ‘n’ let it go
The DNC dipped into the press pool, spread a virulent virus, cuz that’s their thing
Now the Fakestream’s crestfallen and lost and wondering what’s left to scheme
And Ms. NBC is trying to stay busy and maintain the appearance of propriety
Truth is, when Trump tweeted out he simply put the two fools in their sorry ass place

Unless you’re an Angry Liberal Voter, Willing Welfare Lifer, 1%er, or just plain stupid, don’t be fooled by the Democratic Nazi Party of America, or their presidential selection, Barack Obama. The globalists are running scared and they’ve sicked their call girls, the Fake Stream Media Outlets, after President Trump and his administration. Yeah, well, Donald J. Trump is no angel but his worst traits are saintly compared to the DNPA’s best. If you don’t take that to the bank, the DNPA will take you to the cleaners - and along for a Chicago-style “one way ride.”
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