Thursday, June 15, 2017

Truth Serum-Infused Cacophony of James Comey, Et Al. (Part I)

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Truth Serum-Infused Cacophony of James Comey, Et Al. (Part I)

By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | June 15, 2017 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


Based upon the Time Magazine article, “Read The Transcript of James Comey’s Testimony,” this is an excerpt of former FBI Director James B. Comey’s testimony before the Senate [Lack Of] Intelligence Committee (SLOIC) on Thursday, June 8. Why the anemic Republicans didn’t tell the Democratic Nazi Party of America to @# $%&^ %$#^%#&*^! (“jump in a lake”) . . . oh, yeah, they’re anemic.

So - this is really what would have been said had the participants all around been injected in the a** with truth serum. Honesty and integrity would have flooded the chamber much like rape and corruption allegations in the Clinton Crime Family and Obama Administration, respectfully. AND...the participants, to add a bit of a flair to all this nonsense, speak only in MS-13 street gang lingo. (Go easy readers, I can’t just “translate” this s***, so I had to make the caca up.)

Fact is, there never was any collusion between Russia and the incoming Trump Administration. This is merely a smokescreen to keep our beloved president off-balance, but more importantly to distract the generally naive public from the multitude of “high crimes and misdemeanors” President Obama and his gang have been involved with, including but limited to the alleged DNC murder of Seth Rich and the Obamacare Swindle, which continues to cause hardworking taxpayers daily insufferable damage - through both financial hemorrhaging and now poor “Jiffy Lube” healthcare. The Obama Administration, Hillary Clinton Crooked Hillary (HC2H - the perfect formula for corruption), Joe "Say It Ain't So" Biden, the only crooked pol the Mafia actually trusts, and the Democratic Nazi Party of America (DNPA) are another story. Now, Special Counsel Robert Mueller donned his “pussy hat” and is investigating an “obstruction of justice” charge. Quite a metaphor for quite a joke.

The SLOIC Cacophony picks up right about here…
(To recap: participants are shot with truth serum and speaking in MS-13 street gang lingo.)

Chairman Richard Burr - North Carolina (R):
Yo, homie, got any dope that Russia attempted to f*** up the 2016 bunko?

James Comey:
Nyet, dog.

Chairman Richard Burr - North Carolina:
WTF, homes?

James Comey
My bad, no.

Chairman Richard Burr - North Carolina:
Got any double dutch dope that the Russian G was behind the copping in the DNC and DCCC systems and clusterf***** it?

James Comey:
That’s a big zero, bossman.

Chairman Richard Burr - North Carolina:
Any dope that the Russian G tried to sneak into the drawers of the state voter files?

James Comey:
Alles klar, Herr Kommissar.  

Chairman Richard Burr - North Carolina:
Yo - speak legit - KO? The RG - was it wearin’ glasses on this job?

James Comey:
F***in’ a!

Chairman Richard Burr - North Carolina:
Did Trump scam that bitch in the 2016 bunko??

James Comey:
No dice, Kommie.

Chairman Richard Burr - North Carolina:
Kommie? Don’t tag me with a bunch of Johns, pimps and killers!

James Comey:
Chill, fool! You act like yo mama’s listenin’ in on this here intelligence jambalaya.

Chairman Richard Burr - North Carolina:
Cool, cool, cool. Did the head gringo try to assault you on this FBI snoop into the 2016 bunko?

James Comey:
Dude, former director. That’s a big zero.

Chairman Richard Burr - North Carolina:
Did any individual working for the head gringo, including JD, ask you to rub the leg of the RG?

[At this point, Senator Chuck Schemer (D-Kepler 532c) is heard sniffling, snorting and swallowing hard a lot of pee yellow mucus.]

James Comey:
No.

Chairman Richard Burr - North Carolina:
Dude, when the head gringo -- and I quote -- f***** Flynn over, the Irishman bagged some time with the RG. A downlow done on the lowdown. And if Canned News Network, Washington Toast, Ms. NBC and other accounts are damn straight, Flynn might have flim flammed the top coppers at IBF, er, FBI, Fletcher, Feltcher, whatever - his word might not be up. Cop me some slack, jack, is Flynn f*****? Top this dog: was the head gringo trying to muck your pond or just cover the back of his buddy?

James Comey:
Cop me some slack, d***. One question, pro-moment. No s***, Flynn’s f*****. FBI’s on his a** already. Tighter than a gnat over a honey bucket. Some kind a John like connection to the RG. Word up: I don’t really know s***. Just want my job back, er, my pay back . . . but you can keep the job. I kinda like Democratic Nazi Party of America-style communism. The head gringo does scare me, homes. I mean, he’s a lot older than me and less fit. I’m merely taller than Abe Lincoln. To quote my favorite TV character from “Hogan’s Heroes, Master Sergeant Schultz, “I know nussing.” But, I think the thugs over at the DNC can draw up some charges, or maybe even assassinate someone, like Seth Rich.

Chairman Richard Burr - North Carolina:
Comes - can the FBI dig up some real sticky s*** that happened prior to the 2016 bunko with the RG?

James Comey:
F*** yeah!

Chairman Richard Burr - North Carolina:
Wait, wait, wait, smokin’ Comey. This cluster f*** of an investigation by the blueshirts might dig up some real pungent pooh from quite a few moons ago?

James Comey:
Correctamundo, my homie. It’s like picking your nose, dig one booger out ‘n’ several other sticky ones might follow suit. I mean, you can only flick so many at your neighbor’s windshield before your fingers get-

Chairman Richard Burr - North Carolina:
I GET THE METAPHOR, Herr Direktor. Damn gangbangin’ Dem. BTW - did you f*** up with Ma Barker’s email scandal?

James Comey:
Are you high, Chairdog? In fact, it caused me a little pain, but like any stiff and unruly excrement, it eventually popped out and stopped hurting. Dude, I mean, the IBF’s gotta do something with that huge budget. I mean, FBI… Take off the pussy hat, Burr Blow.

Chairman Richard Burr - North Carolina:
Tell me about the hookers and sexual dalliances in Moscow, particularly the Steel Dossier, but I prefer to call it the Maxine Waters Wet Dream Dossier. I mean, it’s better than a James Bond flick - and I hear the political Itch from Inglewood is all “excited.”

James Comey:
I sense some perversion here, Burr dog. You must watch Canned News Network and the Border Wall Street Journal. Sorry, no dice.

Chairman Richard Burr - North Carolina:
Oh, just f*** me! Fine. Is it normal, like a bird to take an unsuspecting s*** on a passerby’s head, or a worm to be squished by a paid Soros protester after a heavy downpour in Chitown, for foreign governments to become homies?

James Comey:
You’re joking, right? Oh, yeah, the Democratic Nazi Party of America argues it both ways. Of course - answer to all three questions therefore is “Da!”

END PARTI UN!


Unless you’re an Angry Liberal Voter, Willing Welfare Lifer, 1%er, or just plain stupid, don’t be fooled by the Democratic Nazi Party of America, or their presidential selection, Barack Obama. The globalists are running scared and they’ve sicked their call girls, the Fake Stream Media Outlets, after President Trump and his administration. Yeah, well, Donald J. Trump is no angel but his worst traits are saintly compared to the DNPA’s best. If you don’t take that to the bank, the DNPA will take you to the cleaners - and along for a Chicago-style “one way ride.”


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