Thursday, July 20, 2017

THE GRIPPING CONCLUSION TO... Disorder in the Court of Public Opinion (Partie Deux)

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THE GRIPPING CONCLUSION TO...
Disorder in the Court of Public Opinion (Partie Deux)

--Partie Deux features the musical number based upon the hit song, “Bad Blood,” (1975) by Neil Sedaka!--


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | July 20, 2017 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


Like a lot of Vox Populi’s crazy a** stage plays, this is about 6.66 minutes of pure Left Wing insanity. It is based upon the most noted Three Stooges episode, "Disorder in the Court" (1936). Can President Trump, with the aid of three top Republicans, prove the Mueller Investigation is as solid as a submarine with a screen door.


STARRING...


Kellyanne CONWAY as Moe


Jared KUSHNER as Larry


Speaker of the House Paul RYAN as Curly


President Donald J. TRUMP as Defendant Gail Tempest


THE TRUTH as Murder Victim Kirk Robbin


Sean HANNITY as The Parrot




James COMEY as Bailiff


Special Prosecutor Robert MUELLER as Prosecution Attorney


Newt "Astute" GINGRICH as Defense Attorney


AMERICAN PEOPLE as The Jury


GOOD, bad, snowflakes as The Crowd


BEGIN PARTIE DEUX...


INT. COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION - 24 HOURS A DAY/7 DAYS A WEEK


Speaker RYAN is direct examined by Defense Attorney, Newt GINGRICH...


RYAN
(Wears red “Make America Great Again” hat, waves stolen riding crop, whispers out of fear of losing in 2018)
My liege!


GINGRICH
Where you at the meeting between Donald Trump, Jr., the Russian lawyer, Natalia Veselnitskaya, the DNC mark, and, according to Maxine Waters, Ted “Boo Hoo” Lieu and Adam “Silly Putty” Schiff - all California snowflakes - half of the Republican Party in June of 2016?


RYAN
(Animated)
Certainly - if only in spirit!


GINGRICH
Did you at that time see, feel, hypothesize like left wing liberals, have a dream about, or even psychically envision the defendant, President Trump, in any way shape or form, commit or try to commit collusion with the Russians at the peril of the deceased, The Truth?


CUT TO-


Sitting right behind MUELLER like flies on s***, CONWAY gives news channel interviews about the collusion of Mueller, the Democratic Socialist Nazi Party of America, the California DSNPA contingency, Obama . . . and snowflakes paid for by George Soros to perpetuate a witch hunt against President Trump . . . while KUSHNER prays deeply at the Western Wall...



MEANWHILE, BACK TO THE SCENE AT HAND-


MUELLER
(Stands quickly as if rising after sitting on a Mexican cactus)
I object, your dishonor! Counsel is trying to lead the witness.


JEFF "SCHMUCKER" ZUCKER
(Picks booger, flicks it violently)
Objection sustained.


MUELLER
(Sits back down into rats nest of controversy, under breath, in Pig Latin)
Damn patriots.


GINGRICH
Mr. Ryan, did you see Mr. Trump in actual physical struggle with The Truth?


MUELLER unfortunately, stands and interject again, while CONWAY and KUSHNER continue to spread his bad name and breath all over the Fakestream Media . . . and of course, the Fountains of Truth like Fox News and Breitbart.


MUELLER
If it pleases the court, may I suggest that Mr. Gingrich be instructed to allow the witness to testify to what he saw- (Realizes he’s been had by his own personal demons, turns to Conway and KUSHNER)


CONWAY
I say Kushner, what president comes after 44?


KUSHNER
45!


CONWAY
That’s the spirit of our country!


As CONWAY and KUSHNER proudly laugh at this left wing hold out of Obama, MUELLER looks, well, pretty stupid and pretty guilty, and turns back towards the Court of Public Opinion.


JEFF "SCHMUCKER" ZUCKER
(As if he’s got anything else to do)
Left Wing request granted. (To GINGRICH) Proceed with the testimony.


GINGRICH
Mr. Ryan, kindly tell the court what you know about the murder of The Truth by the Obama Administration and its military arm, the Democratic Socialist Nazi Party of America, or DSNPA for short . . . including this collusion baloney.


RYAN
Well, it was something like this, Mr. Court.


GINGRICH
(Irritated)
Address the court as Your Dishonor.


RYAN
Well, it was something like this My Dishonor.


GINGRICH
(Unusually to be sure, but irritated even more so)
Your Dishonor not My Dishonor!


RYAN
Why, do you think he’s a d***, too?


JEFF "SCHMUCKER" ZUCKER
(Unusually understanding for a liberal)
Allow the witness to proceed.


RYAN
Thanks, Judge Zucker. You’re not such a d*** after all! Well, me and my pals, we’re political advisers. We were creating quite a s***storm back during the Presidential Election of 2016. President Trump was out and about, generating renewed interest in our country’s well-being and happiness. (Smiles at reader, points to MAGA hat)




RYAN
(Removes hat from head with right hand, continues)  
His mantra, The Truth, was inhaling a plethora of news stories from a lot of suspicious news sources; credibility goons, if you will-


GINGRICH
I will!


RYAN
Intellectual thugs like CNN, Ms. NBC, CBS, NBC. ABC, The Disney Channel, and their prostitutes like Chris Matthews, Chris Cuomo, Rachel Maddow, Joe and Mika, et al. Suddenly, a deep state criminal named Barack Obama saw the surge in support for Donald Trump and decided to stick an intelligence screwdriver into the spokes of this savior of America’s political campaign wheel.


GINGRICH
(Patient but thinking like, “Let’s bring this 6.66 Minute stage play home!”)
Kindly speak English and drop the vernacular.


RYAN
(Studies hat in right hand)
Vernacular? That’s a MAGA hat!


GINGRICH
Drop the vernacular!


RYAN
(Lets hat fall to floor)
WTF?


GINGRICH
No, no, no. (Points to hat) Not that. Talk to the jury of the American people so they can understand what exactly you’re saying.


RYAN
(Electrified)
Is everybody stupid, as if they’re all liberals from California? (Stands up, to JEFF "SCHMUCKER" ZUCKER) Say, judgy: If you let me and my pol pals, Conway, Kushner and President Trump, kinda, sorta act it out for you and the jury, we’ll show you just what happened. That, there was no collusion, no crimes committed on this side of the political aisle.


JEFF "SCHMUCKER" ZUCKER
(Hesitates, thinking, “Oh, sh**! Is The Truth a good idea?”)
If counsel does not object, that’s (swallows hard) an excellent idea.


MUELLER
No objections!


GINGRICH
No objections!


RYAN
(Excited, like when Romney picked him as his running mate, though it was folly)
No objections!

RYAN snaps fingers of right hand against fist of left hand, as he does a little dance, steps off of the witness stand and approaches CONWAY, KUSHNER and TRUMP.


RYAN
OK, Mr. President.


ALL FOUR gather their thoughts and prepare for the musical number based upon the hit song, "Bad Blood" by Phil Cody and Neil Sedaka (1975), perhaps one of the greatest in-your-face, “guerilla love songs” ever recorded. (May it become a Billboard #1 hit again!)


The JURY sits off to side, each one blindfolded, as the participants in the “trial of the century” sing and dance...


TRUMP
(Does a little dance as he sings)
It could've been Hillary
But it was me
The Electoral College brought us safely through
Like walking on hot coals with steel-toed shoes


RYAN
(Stiff as a board as he sings)
Obama cried all was lemonade
Tis nuthin’ but water ‘n’ tapeworms agape
Chicago pol’s just a little big drool
Hopin’ all don’t check his stool


ALL
(Wild and crazy as they sing)
Democratic Socialist...Nazi Party...of...America
This ogre was born to lie
“No worries, your doctor you can go and keep”
Amid multiple blinks of their eyes


KUSHNER
(Holds Torah tight as he sings)
Democratic Socialist...Nazi Party...of...America
Ligners you’ve been had
The Deep State’s serving no meat
Just ask, “Where’s the beef?”


RYAN
(Does a few Curly-like actions as he sings)
Too many people pay zilch
But wanna bunch of free milk
How can the DSNPA be square
To Hardworking Taxpayers sans fair


MUELLER
(Holds Black’s Law Dictionary as he sings)
Ich verstehe nicht
What Trump’s been accused
The DSNPA’s simply reachin’
To throw off Trump’s damn good plan


GINGRICH
(Holds Crisis of Character as he sings)
Democratic Socialist...Nazi Party...of...America
The pitch is in DSNPA’s dog pile
The fecal lie is on their lips
It would make Hitler smile


JEFF "SCHMUCKER" ZUCKER
(Holds copy of New York's Poop Scoop Law… as he sings)
Democratic Socialist...Nazi Party...of...America
The pitch is in DSNPA’s dog pile
The fecal lie is on their lips
It would make Hitler smile


NEWT/HANNITY
(Hold hands in feathers, dance in circle as they sing)
Collus-ion-Collus-ion, Nyet, Nyet, Obstruct-ion-ion-ion
Collus-ion-Collus-ion, Nyet, Nyet, Obstruct-ion-ion-ion
Collus-ion-Collus-ion, Nyet, Nyet, Obstruct-ion-ion-ion
Pond scum, Dem Nazis floatin’ on da swamp


JURY
(Remove blindfolds, twirl them as they sing)
Collus-ion-Collus-ion, Nyet, Nyet, Obstruct-ion-ion-ion
Collus-ion-Collus-ion, Nyet, Nyet, Obstruct-ion-ion-ion
Collus-ion-Collus-ion, Nyet, Nyet, Obstruct-ion-ion-ion
Pond scum, we find POTUS not guilt!


ALL
(Wild and crazy as they sing)
Democratic Socialist...Nazi Party...of...America
The pitch is in DSNPA’s dog pile
The fecal lie is on their lips
It would make Hitler smile


TRUMP
(Does a little dance as he sings)
Democratic Socialist...Nazi Party...of...America
Is takin' you for a ride
The only thing good about the DSNPA
Is seein’ Dems eatin’ nail file pie


TRUMP
(Primps himself as he sings)
The only thing good about the DSNPA
Is seein’ Dems eatin’ nail file pie


So reader, that’s the gist of the Democratic Socialist Nazi Party of America (AKA DSNPA) witch hunt, AKA, “the Mueller Investigation.” So, ask yourself, “Where’s the Beef?”


END PARTIE DEUX


Unless you’re an Angry Liberal Voter, Willing Welfare Lifer, 1%er, or just plain stupid, don’t be fooled by the Democratic Nazi Party of America, or their presidential selection, Barack Obama. The globalists are running scared and they’ve sicked their call girls, the Fake Stream Media Outlets, after President Trump and his administration. Yeah, well, Donald J. Trump is no angel but his worst traits are saintly compared to the DNPA’s best. If you don’t take that to the bank, the DNPA will take you to the cleaners - and along for a Chicago-style “one way ride.”
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