Saturday, May 6, 2017

Liars and Fakes (A Political Ditty)

This Sarcasm Just In...


Liars and Fakes (A Political Ditty)


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | May 6, 2017 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


This crazy political ditty is a nod to that great Jim Stafford song, "Spiders And Snakes" (1974). With this wacky version, President Trump belts out his emotive views viz-a-viz, “Liars And Fakes.”


Remember last year when Hillary C claimed
"Wanna trip - let me take you to school?”
Naturally . . . I quipped, “Merci beaucoup!"
C croaked, "I don't have to worry a bit-
Emails ‘re Bleachbit safe, Bill’s with B - Hell, I’m quay -  
Stoked, I relayed, "Parlez vous Francais?”


The Fake Stream did some polls,
Numbers wound up far, wide and low,
But Hillary C popped, “A real man won’t do.”
I got frisky ‘n’ found a fraud,
On the web - via Assange’s corruption crog,
OF COURSE! I took full advantage,
And flushed Hill’s campaign down the sewer.  


I told duh Democratic Party crooks...
“I don’t like liars and fakes!
Believe me! I don’t care if the Fake Stream hates me.
You stupid crooks...
I don’t like liars and fakes!
Believe me! I don’t care if the Fake Stream hates me,
As long as I fulfill the promises to my conservative milieu!”


Nowadays, I ponder that crook considering the others still:
Maxine, Nancy P, The Schemer - even B.O.,
Can’t help but think,
“Crying, baby loons . . .
Nuthin’ some cocoa can’t fix?
Wanna help me fix the econ, O-Care, welfare?”
Naturally, they’re too busy complainin’.


In the beginning, I was unsure,
Ton of s*** to deal with - far left criminality,
‘Course, it’s all my fault - “I’m just a d***!”
Duh Democratic Nazi Party of America,
Chants: “Welfare Lifers, Illegals, Rich Codgers -
Rake the working Americans’ hands in the globalist fire!”


I told duh Democratic Party crooks...
“I don’t like liars and fakes!
Believe me! I don’t care if the Fake Stream hates me.
You stupid crooks...
I don’t like liars and fakes!
Believe me! I don’t care if the Fake Stream hates me,
As long as I fulfill the promises to my conservative milieu!”

Unless you’re an Angry Liberal Voter, Willing Welfare Lifer, 1%er, or just plain stupid, don’t be fooled by the Democratic Nazi Party of America, or their presidential selection, Barack Obama. The globalists are running scared and they’ve sicked their call girls, the Fake Stream Media Outlets, after President Trump and his administration. Yeah, well, Donald J. Trump is no angel but his worst traits are saintly compared to the DNPA’s best. If you don’t take that to the bank, the DNPA will take you to the cleaners - and along for a Chicago-style “one way ride.”

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