Thursday, May 11, 2017

Trump’s Too Legit A Prez (Ein Kleines Lied)

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Trump’s Too Legit A Prez (Ein Kleines Lied)


By Bathhouse John for Vox Populi | May 11, 2017 at 12 PM (“High Noon”)


This crazy political ditty is a nod to that great Cliff Richard song, "Devil Woman" (1976). With this wacky version, Congresswoman Maxine Waters (Democrat, Kepler-35B) belts out her emotive views viz-a-viz, “Trump’s Too Legit A Prez,” while dodging subpoenas, whispers of corruption, drivebys and naturally while smoking a big fat doobie. .


I’ve had nuttin’ but bad press,
Since the day Donald T evened the score,
So I preen off YOU fake media,
Calling on your pro-bono support.
Da Constitution near the shredder,
F*** it! It’s about time, alas-
BUT...unique pol with those honest ties,
His integrity must be kiboshed!


Trump’s too legit a prez,
America’s best - focusing his time,
Homies - stump this good one,
He’s going to prosecute us!
America’s best - focusing his time,
On the taxpayers - no jive,
America’s best - focusing his time,
He’s going to f*** us - in the hine’!


Yo fools - pay for my freebies,
And those of my peops, parlez vous-
Economic chaos? That’s your dank danger,
EBT, O Care - a Democratic crock!
Create junkies of the welfare class,
Praise Satan! - powder my wig,
I live so good with lots of free green,
Thank God my voters live just like me!


Trump’s too legit a prez,
America’s best - focusing his time,
Homies - stump this good one,
He’s going to prosecute us!
America’s best - focusing his time,
On the taxpayers - no jive,
America’s best - focusing his time,
He’s going to f*** us - in the hine’!
In the hine’...


Stay placid-


Toke up!


When the welfare runs out,
Be extra leery of de neighborhood gangs,
Or of a crooked Dem with faux curly hair,
Tryin ’to f***the taxpayers out o' more green!
CNN, MSNBC, Colbert, Kimmel,
Fake Stream Media, lap dogs en masse,
Soros’s da man - wealth like da clap,
Globalists want the world in hand!


Trump’s too legit a prez,
America’s best - focusing his time,
Homies - stump this good one,
He’s going to prosecute us!
America’s best - focusing his time,
The taxpayers - no jive,
America’s best - focusing his time,
Trump’s going to f*** us!


Trump’s too legit a prez,
America’s best - focusing his time,
Homies - stump this good one,
He’s going to prosecute us!


Trump’s too legit a prez,
America’s best - focusing his time,
Russian collusion - a mere feign,
He’s going to prosecute us Dems!


Trump’s too legit a prez...



Unless you’re an Angry Liberal Voter, Willing Welfare Lifer, 1%er, or just plain stupid, don’t be fooled by the Democratic Nazi Party of America, or their presidential selection, Barack Obama. The globalists are running scared and they’ve sicked their call girls, the Fake Stream Media Outlets, after President Trump and his administration. Yeah, well, Donald J. Trump is no angel but his worst traits are saintly compared to the DNPA’s best. If you don’t take that to the bank, the DNPA will take you to the cleaners - and along for a Chicago-style “one way ride.”


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